00:00 - 00:03Look lads I still expect at least 2 sessions a week
00:04 - 00:05From every single one of you
00:05 - 00:07If you start from The Cross
00:08 - 00:12This will give you a good route
00:12 - 00:15Which will be around 5km and finish here at The Blue Bell
00:17 - 00:19You're telling me I have to actually run
00:19 - 00:21The whole route?
00:24 - 00:26Yes Jonny
00:27 - 00:28The whole route
00:31 - 00:33And one last thing Jonny
00:34 - 00:36No more McDonalds
00:53 - 00:58Not one single McDonalds? Everyone leave, I need to speak to Straker, Belly and Norlo
01:13 - 01:15Plain triple cheeseburgers
01:15 - 01:17What about the fucking plain triple cheeseburgers
01:18 - 01:23You must be taking the fucking piss
01:25 - 01:28I just don't think I can do it
01:29 - 01:31I've already give up fucking Greggs
01:31 - 01:34Not a single sausage roll
01:34 - 01:37or a big sweaty cheese pasty
01:37 - 01:40and now this!!!
01:40 - 01:42But Jonny we gave you the number 9....
01:42 - 01:46Never mind the fucking number 9!
01:46 - 01:48Jonny, it's just 2 a week...
01:48 - 01:52I don't give a fuck if it's just two
01:53 - 01:54Its too many!!!
01:56 - 01:57Then you have fucking Glocky
01:57 - 02:00Going for fucking walks
02:00 - 02:03And somehow Mike gives him a tick!!!!
02:04 - 02:08Then you take a sweaty selfie and expect us all to believe you
02:08 - 02:13Skipper runs 5km in about 6 fucking minutes
02:14 - 02:16and I just want a cheeseburger!
02:17 - 02:21You can stick your ticks up your arse!
02:27 - 02:29Can we not
02:30 - 02:34come to some sort of agreement?
02:34 - 02:36Where I can still have a plain triple
02:41 - 02:42and I'll do it!
02:43 - 02:47But only if i can run with Stiff Legs Norlo
02:48 - 02:53Not a chance I'm going with Belly the fit cunt!
02:54 - 02:56And who the fuck
02:56 - 02:59said Reece and Tom can bring their fucking birds
03:00 - 03:02To the fucking team meeting!!!!!
03:04 - 03:07I'd still fuck him to be fair
03:14 - 03:16I came back to Marys
03:19 - 03:23Thinking I could be a lazy cunt and get away with it
03:25 - 03:26Clearly not!
03:31 - 03:33Fine Straker
03:40 - 03:46I'll do it if you drop off one burger a week
03:46 - 03:49and that's the only way
03:53 - 03:56It better be fucking plain!