00:00 - 00:03 | Look lads I still expect at least 2 sessions a week |
00:04 - 00:05 | From every single one of you |
00:05 - 00:07 | If you start from The Cross |
00:08 - 00:12 | This will give you a good route |
00:12 - 00:15 | Which will be around 5km and finish here at The Blue Bell |
00:17 - 00:19 | You're telling me I have to actually run |
00:19 - 00:21 | The whole route? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Yes Jonny |
00:27 - 00:28 | The whole route |
00:31 - 00:33 | And one last thing Jonny |
00:34 - 00:36 | No more McDonalds |
00:53 - 00:58 | Not one single McDonalds? Everyone leave, I need to speak to Straker, Belly and Norlo |
01:13 - 01:15 | Plain triple cheeseburgers |
01:15 - 01:17 | What about the fucking plain triple cheeseburgers |
01:18 - 01:23 | You must be taking the fucking piss |
01:25 - 01:28 | I just don't think I can do it |
01:29 - 01:31 | I've already give up fucking Greggs |
01:31 - 01:34 | Not a single sausage roll |
01:34 - 01:37 | or a big sweaty cheese pasty |
01:37 - 01:40 | and now this!!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Jonny we gave you the number 9.... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Never mind the fucking number 9! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Jonny, it's just 2 a week... |
01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a fuck if it's just two |
01:53 - 01:54 | Its too many!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Then you have fucking Glocky |
01:57 - 02:00 | Going for fucking walks |
02:00 - 02:03 | And somehow Mike gives him a tick!!!! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Then you take a sweaty selfie and expect us all to believe you |
02:08 - 02:13 | Skipper runs 5km in about 6 fucking minutes |
02:14 - 02:16 | and I just want a cheeseburger! |
02:17 - 02:21 | You can stick your ticks up your arse! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Can we not |
02:30 - 02:34 | come to some sort of agreement? |
02:34 - 02:36 | Where I can still have a plain triple |
02:41 - 02:42 | and I'll do it! |
02:43 - 02:47 | But only if i can run with Stiff Legs Norlo |
02:48 - 02:53 | Not a chance I'm going with Belly the fit cunt! |
02:54 - 02:56 | And who the fuck |
02:56 - 02:59 | said Reece and Tom can bring their fucking birds |
03:00 - 03:02 | To the fucking team meeting!!!!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | I'd still fuck him to be fair |
03:14 - 03:16 | I came back to Marys |
03:19 - 03:23 | Thinking I could be a lazy cunt and get away with it |
03:25 - 03:26 | Clearly not! |
03:31 - 03:33 | Fine Straker |
03:40 - 03:46 | I'll do it if you drop off one burger a week |
03:46 - 03:49 | and that's the only way |
03:53 - 03:56 | It better be fucking plain! |