| 00:01 - 00:07 | Our Great Leader, Hugh, has announced |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | that the Irish-Canadian running dog known as "Jim" |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | of Mossford Court Toronto Canada |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | has been sentenced by Pezenas Peoples' Court |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | to be bludgeoned to death with his own golf clubs |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | for reactionary and revisionist atttitudes and actions |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | including wrecking several airlines |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | getting thrown into Tottenham nick for being Drunk & Disorderly |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | being the Bishop of Lax in a terrible farce |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | asking his mother to put fivers inside bars of chocolate at St Peters College |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | and making his own wife chase racoons out of his basement. |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | So let it be done. Glory to Our dear Leader Hugh! |
