00:00 - 00:03 | The review embargo for Hillbilly Elegy is up |
00:04 - 00:05 | Netflix got the screeners out |
00:05 - 00:07 | to international film writers |
00:08 - 00:12 | Netflix is ready to campaign for the year |
00:12 - 00:15 | Mank's reviews were lower than expected! |
00:17 - 00:19 | I can start my campaign |
00:19 - 00:21 | and get my career best acclaim |
00:24 - 00:26 | Glenn Close... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The reviews... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The reviews are terrible |
00:34 - 00:36 | 39 Metacritic |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who worked on the Oscars campaign for The Wife please leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | I knew not to trust Ron Howard! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I was told I was working with an Oscar winner |
01:18 - 01:23 | But I am working with a fucking hack |
01:25 - 01:28 | That cannot even get me a locked win |
01:29 - 01:31 | Netflix scammed me! |
01:31 - 01:34 | They got Laura Dern an Oscar for doing nothing |
01:34 - 01:37 | But can't give the most overdue Actress shit |
01:37 - 01:40 | They put more effort into Tiger King's awards than me! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Glenn Close, you're still getting nominated |
01:42 - 01:46 | I didn't put that hideous wig on for only a nomination |
01:46 - 01:48 | Glenn Close, you'll get a win some day |
01:48 - 01:52 | I cannot win |
01:53 - 01:54 | Hollywood hates me! |
01:56 - 01:57 | They call themselves voters |
01:57 - 02:00 | but all they do is vote for the worst actress |
02:00 - 02:03 | like that damn Jodie Foster |
02:04 - 02:08 | Who cared about The Accused? |
02:08 - 02:13 | Even Cher could get Best Actress! |
02:14 - 02:16 | You suck at campaigning |
02:17 - 02:21 | You're probably all working for Olivia Colman! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I hate the Academy |
02:30 - 02:34 | I invented acting as we know it |
02:34 - 02:36 | Just so gay twitter can shittalk me |
02:41 - 02:42 | Worthless... |
02:43 - 02:47 | I paved the way for your basic fave actresses! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I delivered more iconic scenes in Dangerous Liasons |
02:54 - 02:56 | Than Meryl Streep's entire career! |
02:56 - 02:59 | I will inflict a lethal plague |
03:00 - 03:02 | on the BAFTA Voters' blood! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, she did this before in 2019 |
03:14 - 03:16 | I read the original book |
03:19 - 03:23 | It was shit, but I was told |
03:25 - 03:26 | I'd get my Oscar |
03:31 - 03:33 | I should've known... |
03:40 - 03:46 | Now that Mamma Mia girl is going to get an Oscar |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'll get ready for Sunset Boulevard |
03:53 - 03:56 | To flop again... |