| 00:00 - 00:03 | The election results are still coming in. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Donald has won a number of states... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...including Iowa, Missouri, Mississippi, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Alabama, Arkansas, North Dakota, South |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Dakota, Wyoming, and Montana. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. Stenier will help bring |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the rest of the states in. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner wasn't able to put his plan into motion |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Joe Biden was just declared the winner. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Trump voters stay here, everyone else get the fuck out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THAT ORANGE BUTT PLUG WAS A SHOE IN! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HE WAS A GODDAMN SHOE IN! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | NOW WE'RE LOST! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | BIDEN WILL UNDO EVERYTHING TRUMP AND HIS SS ACCOMPLISHED! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THAT ORANGE IDIOT SURROUNDED HIMSELF WITH |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | YES MEN AND OTHER STUPID ASSHOLES! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, please don't insult Trump's people! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEY'RE WORTHLESS YES MEN AND ASSHOLES! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, Trump only employs the best people. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THAT'S THE BIGGEST LINE OF BULLSHIT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'VE EVER HEARD YOU IDIOT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | HIS SYCHOPANTS TURNED THE AMERICAN |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | PEOPLE AGAINST HIM. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND HE DIDN'T HELP MATTERS EITHER WITH |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HIS FUCKED UP PANDEMIC RESPONSE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND NOW IT'S KILLED ALMOST A QUARTER MILLION AMERICANS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WE HANDED HIM THE FUCKING COUNTRY ON A PLATTER! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | HE'S SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT AND NO GODDAMN STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I taught him everything he knows. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He took everything I taught him. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Trump could've conquered not only Europe, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but the entire world as well. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BUT THAT ORANGE FUCKING IDIOT COULDN'T STOP ACTING LIKE A THREE YEAR OLD! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND HE'S SET FACISM BACK 100 YEARS! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WE HAD THE PERFECT SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THAT WOULD HAVE ALLOWED US TO DEFEAT THE US FROM WITHIN |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND THAT FUCKER PISSED IT ALL AWAY! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I won't tell him that you voted for Joe Biden |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What the hell am I supposed to do now? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Trump will be leaving office and will be brought up |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | on all sorts |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | of criminal charges. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Our plan to subvert America from |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | within has failed due to Trump's incompetence. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We are so screwed now. |
