| 00:00 - 00:03 | HP Said they are shipping. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | all orders will be first in and out |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | internationally and to preorder partners |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we have been told |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | later preorders will be the last to get shipped |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's okay i ordered on september 25th |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | i should get my preorder this month |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | im afraid |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | you may not see your order till next year |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | due to the September 25th cut-off |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All Oculus Quest 2 Owners Please Leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What The Fuck |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Is This Damn Shit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I Cancelled My Quest 2 Preorder For This! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Zuckerberg Should Be Cancelled For This |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Grievous Account Required Treason! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I Was So Excited For Half Life Alyx! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Hewlett Packard have betrayed me! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I Didn't even get the 200$ Off! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir the reverb g2 is worth the wait |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We all know you ordered in july! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | no i didnt i ordered in october |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I bet you have a quest 2 don't you! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | you closet facebook groupie get out! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | i won't get to play alyx till next year |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | i was so fucking excited! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | first the nvidia betrayal now this! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | i should have kept my oculus preorder |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | atleast id be playing in crappy quality on the link! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | this fucking sucks |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | maybe i can borrow a quest from stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | my excitement for pcvr is dead |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | i was ready to join the pc vr movement! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | this is a betrayal most grave! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | now that is all gone |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | delay after delay from hp |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | i knew it was too good to be true! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | fuck those oculus quest 2 owners |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | acting all smug those console peasants |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | i hope they get bricked for installing sidequest! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its okay don't worry he can borrow my quest |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | there's only one response for this news |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | only one thing we can do |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | we must |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | log into the damn facebook |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | go to the hp reverb g2 community |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and prepare myself to post |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | another "When will i get my g2" post |
