00:00 - 00:03 | So League Commissioner Hammers |
00:04 - 00:05 | has revealed the plan |
00:05 - 00:07 | for TMQs the next few weeks |
00:08 - 00:12 | TMQ Week 6 will be written by Shillacious D |
00:12 - 00:15 | TMQ Week 7 by Marietta Raiders |
00:17 - 00:19 | TMQ Week 8 by Snell Football |
00:19 - 00:21 | TMQ Week 5 by Man Hammers as usual, correct? |
00:24 - 00:26 | About that... |
00:27 - 00:28 | TMQ Week 5 |
00:31 - 00:33 | TMQ Week 5 was cancelled by Commissioner Hammers |
00:34 - 00:36 | due to a bender last weekend. |
00:53 - 00:58 | I need Shillacious, Marietta and Snell to stay in the room...as well as Commissioner Hammers. |
01:13 - 01:15 | I was promised a TMQ Week 5! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I checked my email morning, noon and night |
01:18 - 01:23 | I know the Pats game was moved |
01:25 - 01:28 | I know the Saints game was pushed to Tuesday |
01:29 - 01:31 | And the waiver was pushed back a day |
01:31 - 01:34 | How hard is this |
01:34 - 01:37 | It's a TMQ for fuck's sake |
01:37 - 01:40 | It's more or less the same jokes every week |
01:40 - 01:42 | They're harder to come up with than you think |
01:42 - 01:46 | Brian English waves a South Vietnamese battle flag every week |
01:46 - 01:48 | Several new narratives this year |
01:48 - 01:52 | Oh really? |
01:53 - 01:54 | I supposed Jeremy isn't reclusive this year |
01:56 - 01:57 | and there's no sound of giggling children |
01:57 - 02:00 | I supposed Lambeaughinis |
02:00 - 02:03 | aren't saddled up at the bar |
02:04 - 02:08 | ordering potato skins |
02:08 - 02:13 | or a pitcher of margaritas |
02:14 - 02:16 | Next you'll tell me |
02:17 - 02:21 | Marietta doesn't have a hard out in five |
02:27 - 02:29 | to meet a client |
02:30 - 02:34 | Or Vipper isn't shirtless |
02:34 - 02:36 | and glistening. |
02:41 - 02:42 | At the very least |
02:43 - 02:47 | that Snell bastard isn't undefeated this year |
02:48 - 02:53 | and rubbing it in our faces |
02:54 - 02:56 | with weekly ass kickings |
02:56 - 02:59 | especially of Ndaumakong's |
03:00 - 03:02 | Who is having a really nice season! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Nectar...Shillacious will take care of you |
03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose something good |
03:19 - 03:23 | will come out of this... |
03:25 - 03:26 | utter travesty. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Shillacious will kill this week's TMQ |
03:40 - 03:46 | He will make Commissioner Hammer |
03:46 - 03:49 | wish he was never born |
03:53 - 03:56 | And have power rankings for once. |