| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have spend time analyzing Conquest and copied it as best we could. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A major outpost at Altar |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And another at VMC |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have tried copying the headquarters as best as possible and named it Blackout. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Copied as per your orders, except we'll say it's original. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent, what about players? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Have we stolen their players yet? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ...Mein Jadus |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...We |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have not. They keep growing massively by the day |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and we cannot fill the server |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Numinex, Vic and JD leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE HAVE OVER 8000 FUCKING DISCORD MEMBERS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They have half of what we have and fill two fucking servers |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How do they keep growing |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WE ARE THE TOP COMMUNITY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They are growing too fast. They threaten our supremacy |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How are we doing this bad, they only have one developer. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not to mention Scott, how is his shitposting better than ours |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | LordeJadus please we have Monk, Vic and Mk |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEY'RE IDIOTS. THEY WEAR THEIR UNDERWEAR ON THE OUTSIDE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They are special LordeJadus, they try the best they can |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We overestimated them, and now they are growing larger. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S NOT FAIR |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We even tried replicating their logo |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I thought copying would be the easy part |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What makes this even worse is our dead community |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They shitpost about how they have 200,000 more messages in less than two months |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND THEY ARE RIGHT. WE ONLY HAVE 50,000. WE CANT EVEN CRACK 50 REACTS ON OUR VOTES |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WE LOOK LIKE ABSOLUTE DUNCES |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Our own staff are shit too, they just troll and teamkill. Worse than Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Then they just unban themselves |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought we could win. We looked so strong. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Tough and resilient |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | we aren't either. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now they trademark Conquest. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE. IT'S UNFAIR! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We've been made to look like complete amateurs. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I just hope they don't find out about my old tumblr. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | they would tear me apart if they knew i was a Taylor Swift fanboy. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WE'RE IN SHIT SIX FEET DEEP |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Monk, we'll ask for an unban on Conquest |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I dont even know what to do now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Our low energy shitposting is ineffective. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | now our admins and mods are infighting |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | each struggling for power and making our community worse by the minute |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and we cant even remove them because we have no one else |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | open staff apps |
