00:00 - 00:03We have spend time analyzing Conquest and copied it as best we could.
00:04 - 00:05A major outpost at Altar
00:05 - 00:07And another at VMC
00:08 - 00:12We have tried copying the headquarters as best as possible and named it Blackout.
00:12 - 00:15Copied as per your orders, except we'll say it's original.
00:17 - 00:19Excellent, what about players?
00:19 - 00:21Have we stolen their players yet?
00:24 - 00:26...Mein Jadus
00:27 - 00:28...We
00:31 - 00:33We have not. They keep growing massively by the day
00:34 - 00:36and we cannot fill the server
00:53 - 00:58Everyone except Numinex, Vic and JD leave.
01:13 - 01:15HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!
01:15 - 01:17WE HAVE OVER 8000 FUCKING DISCORD MEMBERS!
01:18 - 01:23They have half of what we have and fill two fucking servers
01:25 - 01:28How do they keep growing
01:29 - 01:31WE ARE THE TOP COMMUNITY
01:31 - 01:34They are growing too fast. They threaten our supremacy
01:34 - 01:37How are we doing this bad, they only have one developer.
01:37 - 01:40Not to mention Scott, how is his shitposting better than ours
01:40 - 01:42LordeJadus please we have Monk, Vic and Mk
01:42 - 01:46THEY'RE IDIOTS. THEY WEAR THEIR UNDERWEAR ON THE OUTSIDE!
01:46 - 01:48They are special LordeJadus, they try the best they can
01:48 - 01:52We overestimated them, and now they are growing larger.
01:53 - 01:54IT'S NOT FAIR
01:56 - 01:57We even tried replicating their logo
01:57 - 02:00I thought copying would be the easy part
02:00 - 02:03What makes this even worse is our dead community
02:04 - 02:08They shitpost about how they have 200,000 more messages in less than two months
02:08 - 02:13AND THEY ARE RIGHT. WE ONLY HAVE 50,000. WE CANT EVEN CRACK 50 REACTS ON OUR VOTES
02:14 - 02:16WE LOOK LIKE ABSOLUTE DUNCES
02:17 - 02:21Our own staff are shit too, they just troll and teamkill. Worse than Stalin.
02:27 - 02:29Then they just unban themselves
02:30 - 02:34I thought we could win. We looked so strong.
02:34 - 02:36Tough and resilient
02:41 - 02:42we aren't either.
02:43 - 02:47Now they trademark Conquest. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE. IT'S UNFAIR!
02:48 - 02:53We've been made to look like complete amateurs.
02:54 - 02:56I just hope they don't find out about my old tumblr.
02:56 - 02:59they would tear me apart if they knew i was a Taylor Swift fanboy.
03:00 - 03:02WE'RE IN SHIT SIX FEET DEEP
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Monk, we'll ask for an unban on Conquest
03:14 - 03:16I dont even know what to do now
03:19 - 03:23Our low energy shitposting is ineffective.
03:25 - 03:26it's over
03:31 - 03:33now our admins and mods are infighting
03:40 - 03:46each struggling for power and making our community worse by the minute
03:46 - 03:49and we cant even remove them because we have no one else
03:53 - 03:56open staff apps