| 00:00 - 00:03 | That rounds out most of the cutover plan for integrations |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Then we get to INT053 and INT054 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then the Staff Changes and BSB details |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We tried 31 digits but seems its only built for 20 digits |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We can change the staging tables - and that should fix it |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am guessing Accenture have done the PII training |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And I am guessing CAT End to End can start now too |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Eddie..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Zoran has something |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I found an 18 month contract Eddie - I am leaving |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I need to move on pretty soon - before go live |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can all the plebs please leave the Teams call now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What happened to when the going gets tough |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The tough gets going |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Well I guess you are fucking going then aren't you |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You bastard - |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Let me guess, more money, closer to home? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Or some other bullshit |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You think I want to be here for the rest of my natural life |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This fucking program will never go live |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Eddie - Claire and Xavier might hear you |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck them and the PCG |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Its a tough economy - we need this gig |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck it - I'd rather starve |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | "The cloud!!!!" |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Which dickhead said putting Oracle |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Zycus, Axiom, an EIP and BRP in the one program |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Big bang always works doesn't it? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then you mix it with HCM stream |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You have a recipe for disaster |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It was meant to go live last October |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This thing won't go live until I have a grandchild |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And now this dickhead is leaving |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Well how do you think I feel |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I wanted to leave last year |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 18 month contract my arse |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I couldn't give a shit if it was full time at the UN |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just need a PM who can actually get shit done |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Not these dickheads from ISD |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | PMO my fucking arse |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They've been recruiting for 8 months |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Sheeba to Trish: It's ok - we'll find another PM |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who is going to do the warm up act now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | do you know how hard it is to find a Tech PM with a personality |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They're all introverts |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Dad jokes? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That Malaysian Airlines one creamed me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He should have been fired |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But I laughed my arse off - we all did |
