| 00:00 - 00:03 | Urgent news from the discord you Guntiness |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Vickers Lawyer is Pressing charges |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Your crackshack has been uncovered |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Patrons are dropping by the dozens |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Dax is self immolating over CP |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's naat truu |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You can't abort the retort! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Guntmaster... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dispatch... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dispatch has exposed your youtube flagging |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Daddy Jims last internet insanity could be you |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All the A-Lawgs and Haturz leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | IT'S NAAAT TRUUUUU! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU CAN'T ABORT THE RETORT!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'M THE NUMBER ONE INTERNET POLITICS SHOW ON EARTH |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ME AN FAI FAI TRYIN FOR A BABY TOO! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | SHE GONNA BE RIDIN ME REVERSE COWGIRL LATER |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ERRBODY JUST JEALOUS OF MY HAWT 18 YEAR OLD GF |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I GET BIG GUESTS, LIKE DESTINY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | GAYTOR PUT MINIMUM PATREON DONATION UP $5 |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Master, even Dame Pesos is dabbing on us now |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE AIN'T MY INTERNET FRIEND ANYMORE GAYTA |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Master they don't even believe I'm really an oldfag anymore |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I STARTED GAMERGATE GAYTA SHOW SOME RESPECT BOY |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AN I AIN'T LOANING YOU MONEYS NO MORE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | DON'T WANT NOBODY SEEIN THOSE DMS DO YA? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | TALK BACK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN AND FIND OUT |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'M THE BOSS AND I RUN THE SHOW GOT THAT? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'M THE MAN OF THE HOUSE TOO ASK MY MOM AND FAI FAI |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BUT YOU CAN BET I AIN'T DRIVIN' MOM TO DIALYSIS NO MORE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | LAZY ASS OLD BITCH CAN CRAWL! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'M A BIG STAR, I AIN'T NO CHAUFFEUR! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The next person who slanders me online |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I will bring in Keemstar, Augie and DeOrio |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | NOBODY MAKES FUN OF THE RALPHAMALE |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | NOBODY!!!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THIS IS ALL CHRIS KERRS FAULT!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | IF I SEE ONE MORE GUNT MEME ON MY TIMELINE... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FILMED THAT ASS THUMBING |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | NORAS SHIT ACTUALLY SMELLS BETTER |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's not true Fai Fai your shit smells divine |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm down to my last packet of Xanax |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Vickers Lawyer will take the rest of my superchat money |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Bibble... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You are relieved as capo |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wish I'd never set eyes on Godwinson and PPP |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I guess you CAN abort the retort |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The A-Lawgs won |
