Man jacks off in street north korea
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00:01 - 00:07Welcome to today's news.
00:08 - 00:13A man has broken into the capital,
00:14 - 00:18vigorously masturbating a small animal...
00:19 - 00:20while getting off himself.
00:21 - 00:23Officials have identified the man
00:24 - 00:30as Eugene Sim of America.
00:31 - 00:34We hope he will be arrested and
00:36 - 00:38burned at the stake for his crimes.
00:39 - 00:42His companions have been identified
00:43 - 00:46and a national investigation has launched.
00:46 - 00:49Death to dirty hentai lovers!
00:49 - 00:52Goodnight.