| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have a plan! A Bukit Panjang Plan! A plan to get more bonus! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We'll amend bas routes for profitability. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will re-route 972 to go through Newton... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ..and cut short 171 to stop at Bukit Panjang. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will also stop Bas 700. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. So every farker there must take DTL then we make more $ |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Get the MPs and RCs to endorse this. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer, the RCs... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...the new MP... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...Mr Liang Eng Wah and even Min Vivian... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...have voiced their disagreement in public. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who never take bas before one leave the room first. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WTF is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who are those inbeciles to disgree with us!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We need to cover so many expenses, the maintenance and repairs. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We have so many ppl to feed, the captains, the operations crew, some useful, some deadweight |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Woman: Don't cry, it's okay to be deadweight... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We have to make lots of profits to satisfy shareholders, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | then we can pay ourselves fat salaries! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | why should we give a damn about commuters welfare? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, commuters are the ones who pay the fares. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They can don't take public transport! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir that means our revenues will drop... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then we'll just raise all the fares! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Let those who have no choice bear the costs! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Most of these farkers are strawberries, take bas need aircon lah, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | bas must be on time and frequent lah, cannot walk too much lah... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Everything also cater to them. all the costs go up, who bare? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Our profits drop, performance bonus cut, who suffer? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Where are we going to get the monies... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ..to buy the houses at nassim and sentosa? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How else am I going to afford the new BMW to rival Stalin?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All that matters, all that i care about |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | is to pay ourselves as much as possible |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | so we can meet others with dignity! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Those inbeciles will LLST |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and adapt to whatever bas routes we provide. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No amount of complaints will change our strategy! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We have to depict a situation that times are bad, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we are making alot of losses & worse come to worst |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | we will retrench a few deadweight to show that. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | woman : don't worry not U lah... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Anyway they will forget everything by this weekend |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | cause of NDP. Hopefully will have other issues |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | that divert away the public attention, like MP play phone during anthem or something. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe get the Sia Suay or kar-Cheng to write some articles or post some comments |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | talk about those ingrate commuters, how entitled they are to think we need to care about them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then the following week, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | let's cheer up by going to the BMW showroom. |
