| 00:00 - 00:03 | right lads gather round |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | here's our league campaign |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | this is where we'll be playing |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | it's called Inverness, you remember them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | they have the loch ness monster |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | the loch ness monster |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | yeah i've heard of that |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ann, it wont be |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | erm i mean |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | yes it wont be so bad going there |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | nice scenic views |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | clear the fucking room, Robbie, Craig, Tom English, stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | nice scenic views |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | nice fucking scenic views |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | we're Hearts, fucking Hearts |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | my dear god |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | we're a big club |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | fucking huge |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | get yourself to fuck with scenic views |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we should be playing in the big boys league |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but ann lets be reasonable |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | reasonable you fucking clown |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but ann, lets stay calm |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | calm, i'll stick calm up your arse, right up your arse |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | we're relegated |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | relegated ffs |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | playing in the seaside league |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Arbroath, Alloa and those fucking bastards Dundee |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Dundee i tell you |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | those bastards that changed their vote, the cunts |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | they sent us fucking down |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | i'm fucked if i want to be playing them, fucking cunts |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | what am i going to do |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we're big, massive we are |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | too big a club |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | to be in the Championship |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we have the maroon pound for fuck sake |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | we deserve better than this you clowns |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | i'll tell you this |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we're going to make them pay |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | pay for sending us down |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it'll be alright, we'll get back up |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | down in the Championship |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i never thought we'd be back there again |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | we're fucked |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | heads will need to roll |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | they might even look at me for fuck sake |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ungrateful bastards |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | successful bussiness woman ann budge |
