BOK Centre Downfall
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The Orange Leader receives information about his hugely successful rally in Tulse
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we booked the Bok centre that holds 20,000 people here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but because we had so many ticket reservations |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we reserved the outdoor area for 40,000 people here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | closed the streets here for the bureau of prisons troopers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to be ready to engage the antifa armoured brigades when they assembled here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The lights were very bright, how many people actually showed up? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Because it seemed pretty quiet. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr awesomepresident... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | tiktok... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | tiktok kids created thousands of false reservations. Only 6,200 people attended |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But fox news reports high ratings |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone taking notes for their memoirs or testimony should leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 6,200?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My dinner has more calories than 6,200! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Because of kids on "tiktok"? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What the fuck is tiktok? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Everyone uses Twitter because of me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Yes Twitter, because I use it and people worship me |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's not fucking tiktok! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | There's no reason for people to not come to my huge rallies |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Awesomepresident, maybe your fans were worried about covid |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | There's no such fucking thing as covid! No such thing at all! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Awesomepresident, 120,000 Americans are dead because of it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | 120,000 Americans are dead because we tested for it! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They should have drunk bleach! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Or taken hydroxychorowhateverthefuck my mate had shares in |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Those people were murdered by fake news! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The whining media is jealous of my awesomeness! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Always lying about diseases and the size of my hands |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | that ramp was really steep! I was fine! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and that glass of water was really big. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now they'll say I can't fill a stadium! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It must be something other than kids |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Kids love me, I'm big and strong. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I have the support of fine people. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The far right. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'd arranged a massive rally, where were my far right friends? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Are they all in the police? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or maybe the border patrol? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How can I expect big crowds if my fans are fighting the BLM? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | My brutes can't be two places at once! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, just delete your tiktok video |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought that for once it wasn't about me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | that the protests were about the police |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | this "BLM" |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But even this. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's obvious that the goal is to get my supporters working overtime on the streets, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | so they can't get to my events |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's bloody Obama again |