| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have made the banner and UEFA won't like it |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We had £8 grand to spend |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Some lads are displaying it here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We believe when UEFA see it, it will put the fear of |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | God into them and the persecution of City will stop. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So you got £8 thousand |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | what does the massive flag say? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We thought ........ |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It would send a strong message using The Muppets |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Let them know we mean business |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you weren't at the City vs Burnley game, please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The fucking Muppets |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The fucking Muppets on a flag |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What has Kermit the fucking frog got to do with Manchester City? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I know we tried hiring him once |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But that was to replace Alan Ball |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But he turned us down and even Fozzie said |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | no because he had a better offer |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And now they're staring at us on a fucking flag |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer, Poznan Pete loved the idea |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The man wears a blue suit and hangs around children. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, that was never proved |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We're a fucking laughing stock and this is supposed to help |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 3,007 was bad enough |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We can't even give tickets away |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Buy one get one free and they say can I get a discount? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It's like forcing a shit out trying to fill that ground |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Our owners put money in, I mean they have to |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No fucker seems interested otherwise |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And now we're banned for sponsoring ourselves |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you think Miss Piggy is going to frighten the shit out of UEFA |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We used to be respected |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The tallest floodlights in the land |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The widest playing surface |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The only team to come |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | from Manchester, we dined on that for decades |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Curly Watts as a celebrity fan, we were envied around the world |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And now we're identified |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | As the team with the fucking Muppet banner |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even Gonzo refused to appear on it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry he's not dead, he was opening a supermarket |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Ian Cheeseman did his best |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He tried to big it up in the empty park at least |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Bluemoon will love it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They love inflatable bananas |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So perhaps they'll like the Muppet flag |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least we got permission from Disney |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Imagine if we'd not asked |
