| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we have news about Project 2020 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our investment began as expected |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But then the flippers got involved |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the sneakerboys too |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | leading to an astronomical print run on the Shore Griffey |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, I saw the Griffey with the teardrops. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Very amusing. Is the value of our cards still strong? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir . . . |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The value . . . |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The value is gone. And unfortunately we invested heavily in the secondary market |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | At what turned out to be inflated prices |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who bought a Money Bear or a fanny pack . . . leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could you spend so much money |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | on pieces of cardboard |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | with impossible and nonsensical expectations of returns? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And have you taken a look at Baller's Twitter lately? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How could you trust opinions on a message board |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That is 90% pump gifs? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How could you listen to Blake? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I saw his livestream. He appeared to be under the influence! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Blake told us to hold everything and buy what was available |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Blake is an artist, not a financial planner! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, Gary V was going to tweet about the project |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Gary V isn't going to save a sinking ship! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We need Jim Cramer |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We need national news |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to generate demand and bring values higher |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Not two people most of the country has never even heard of |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And your foolish plan to manually try for the APs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | when everyone knows that only bots have gotten them since the Ermsy Trout! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You'll never be able to check out in time! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You have less of a chance of getting an AP than Fucci drawing a face on one his cards. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And now there are companion cards |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And autographs at crazy prices? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You didn't let us fall into that trap too did you? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You told me there would be buyers! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You told me Project 2020 was groundbreaking and transcended baseball! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You told me I would be rich overnight! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Project 2020 is the worst product since 1991 Fleer |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And what about the art moms you told me about? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You said they would be buying! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. I don't know any moms interested in the set either. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't understand what happened |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They are beautiful recreations of 20 iconic cards |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 20 artists |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The set has something for everyone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why does it always have to be about the profits? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The quick sale? The 500% ROI? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What happened to collecting for fun? |
