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The Buyout
Herr Fuhrer weighs up the options of shelling out an enormous quantity of money for an insolvent IT company

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00:00 - 00:03Herr Fuhrer, the Visionary's on his way...
00:04 - 00:05He's travelling by car...
00:05 - 00:07Via the autobahn to Berlin...
00:08 - 00:12For the buy-out meeting
00:12 - 00:15He keeps carrying on about multiples of 10
00:17 - 00:19I assume he means EBITDA...
00:19 - 00:21So, what's his asking price?
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28100 million dollars...
00:31 - 00:33But he'll be willing to part ways for...
00:34 - 00:3635 million
00:53 - 00:58Whoever has paid more than 1 million for an insolvent company please leave
01:13 - 01:15Is he fucking serious?!
01:15 - 01:17He owes 1.7 million to the ATO!
01:18 - 01:23I'll give him multiples of 10...
01:25 - 01:28He hasn't even finalised his agreement...
01:29 - 01:31With those spiteful cunts...
01:31 - 01:34AKA the "Senior Partners"...
01:34 - 01:37Those nerds have 15% combined!
01:37 - 01:40With no fucking metrics!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, what about the pinball machines?
01:42 - 01:46I don't give a shit about those things.
01:46 - 01:48But one alone cost around 40 grand.
01:48 - 01:52I don't care if you went up to the 35th floor...
01:53 - 01:54and threw them out the window...
01:56 - 01:57to the unsuspecting cunts below.
01:57 - 02:00I've seen his books...
02:00 - 02:03He charges to the business things like...
02:04 - 02:08Fitness First...
02:08 - 02:13Netflix and iTunes
02:14 - 02:16And other recurring shit...
02:17 - 02:21Which he doesn't even use.
02:27 - 02:29He's thinks he's busy...
02:30 - 02:34And isn't sleeping well...
02:34 - 02:36He should try sleeping when...
02:41 - 02:42the fucking Russians are at the door.
02:43 - 02:47I wish I could mindlessly invest...
02:48 - 02:53in pointless shit like the Direwolves.
02:54 - 02:56There's no fucking way...
02:56 - 02:59I'm making him an offer now...
03:00 - 03:02He can suck the one ball I've got left.
03:04 - 03:07If we give him Charlie, we should be ok.
03:14 - 03:16Alright, fuck it...
03:19 - 03:23When he gets here, I'll tell him I'm a man of my word.
03:25 - 03:26He'll appreciate that.
03:31 - 03:33One pathological liar to another.
03:40 - 03:46We'll get him wasted on Schnapps
03:46 - 03:49Promise him tickets to a conference in Vegas
03:53 - 03:56And fuck him off on the next train to Dachau.