| 00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Fuhrer, the Visionary's on his way... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He's travelling by car... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Via the autobahn to Berlin... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | For the buy-out meeting |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He keeps carrying on about multiples of 10 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I assume he means EBITDA... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So, what's his asking price? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | 100 million dollars... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | But he'll be willing to part ways for... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 35 million |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever has paid more than 1 million for an insolvent company please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Is he fucking serious?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He owes 1.7 million to the ATO! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'll give him multiples of 10... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He hasn't even finalised his agreement... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | With those spiteful cunts... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AKA the "Senior Partners"... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Those nerds have 15% combined! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | With no fucking metrics! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, what about the pinball machines? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit about those things. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But one alone cost around 40 grand. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care if you went up to the 35th floor... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and threw them out the window... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | to the unsuspecting cunts below. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I've seen his books... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He charges to the business things like... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fitness First... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Netflix and iTunes |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And other recurring shit... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Which he doesn't even use. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He's thinks he's busy... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And isn't sleeping well... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He should try sleeping when... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | the fucking Russians are at the door. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I wish I could mindlessly invest... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | in pointless shit like the Direwolves. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | There's no fucking way... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm making him an offer now... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He can suck the one ball I've got left. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | If we give him Charlie, we should be ok. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Alright, fuck it... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | When he gets here, I'll tell him I'm a man of my word. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He'll appreciate that. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | One pathological liar to another. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We'll get him wasted on Schnapps |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Promise him tickets to a conference in Vegas |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And fuck him off on the next train to Dachau. |
