00:00 - 00:03 | The orange team has successfully cleared the ball. |
00:04 - 00:05 | The Weekly Whiffers are scrambling. |
00:05 - 00:07 | One of them is rushing back to goal, |
00:08 - 00:12 | another is ballchasing in the corner, while the last one |
00:12 - 00:15 | is grabbing the boost miles away in the opposite corner. |
00:17 - 00:19 | They've practiced rotations. |
00:19 - 00:21 | They'll make the save and clear the ball. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Lord |
00:27 - 00:28 | The goalie... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The goalie whiffed the ball completely. |
00:34 - 00:36 | The orange team scored in overtime. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out, except Panda, Chimp, Solf and that idiot with the Scarab. |
01:13 - 01:15 | They were INVAINCUS!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | In overtime, they were supposed to be INVAINCUS!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | They keep whiffing key shots, missing their clears and bumping into each other! |
01:25 - 01:28 | They can't even connect a lousy aerial! |
01:29 - 01:31 | And when it's FINALLY time to attack... |
01:31 - 01:34 | There's never anyone in centerfield! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Just two idiots ballchasing in the corner! |
01:37 - 01:40 | And they wonder why they're stuck in Silver!? |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Lord, Panda has been in Gold 1 for a while |
01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit! He can't even hit a centerball into an open goal! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Lord, he's still the best player on their team |
01:48 - 01:52 | That's because the other ones are gutter trash |
01:53 - 01:54 | BOOM THE BALL, DAMMIT!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | And that Solf keeps lecturing and lecturing |
01:57 - 02:00 | at his teammates about their strategic misplays |
02:00 - 02:03 | while he keeps bumping into everyone and screwing shit up! |
02:04 - 02:08 | What the fuck is even a Dodo? Nobody knows!! |
02:08 - 02:13 | And that other imbecile who keeps predicting goals |
02:14 - 02:16 | while the ball misses the post by a mile! |
02:17 - 02:21 | His non-stop propaganda machine is even worse than Stalin's! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I've haven't even gotten to Chimp yet. |
02:30 - 02:34 | when he scores, my heart goes MVP! MVP! |
02:34 - 02:36 | but then he bumps into his team while they have an open net! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Enough about your stupid hats! |
02:43 - 02:47 | HIT THE BALL!! INTO THE OTHER TEAM'S GOAL, DAMN YOU!!! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Instead, they yell 'I've got it' and then miss completely! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Things will get worse once Errata joins. |
02:56 - 02:59 | He won't even try to hit the ball; |
03:00 - 03:02 | he'll just bump blindly into everyone. |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Errata has always been a jerk anyway. |
03:14 - 03:16 | They're better off playing Dice Forge. |
03:19 - 03:23 | That way, at least one of them wins. |
03:25 - 03:26 | They're destined for bronze. |
03:31 - 03:33 | The only thing they're champions at is toxicity. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Soon, they'll just post dumb memes about how the other players on their team suck |
03:46 - 03:49 | instead of actually practicing in free play. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Alright, I'm down for one more game. |