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Hitler is not happy about the outcome of the Weekly Whiffers' last game

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00:00 - 00:03The orange team has successfully cleared the ball.
00:04 - 00:05The Weekly Whiffers are scrambling.
00:05 - 00:07One of them is rushing back to goal,
00:08 - 00:12another is ballchasing in the corner, while the last one
00:12 - 00:15is grabbing the boost miles away in the opposite corner.
00:17 - 00:19They've practiced rotations.
00:19 - 00:21They'll make the save and clear the ball.
00:24 - 00:26My Lord
00:27 - 00:28The goalie...
00:31 - 00:33The goalie whiffed the ball completely.
00:34 - 00:36The orange team scored in overtime.
00:53 - 00:58Everybody out, except Panda, Chimp, Solf and that idiot with the Scarab.
01:13 - 01:15They were INVAINCUS!!
01:15 - 01:17In overtime, they were supposed to be INVAINCUS!!
01:18 - 01:23They keep whiffing key shots, missing their clears and bumping into each other!
01:25 - 01:28They can't even connect a lousy aerial!
01:29 - 01:31And when it's FINALLY time to attack...
01:31 - 01:34There's never anyone in centerfield!
01:34 - 01:37Just two idiots ballchasing in the corner!
01:37 - 01:40And they wonder why they're stuck in Silver!?
01:40 - 01:42My Lord, Panda has been in Gold 1 for a while
01:42 - 01:46Bullshit! He can't even hit a centerball into an open goal!
01:46 - 01:48My Lord, he's still the best player on their team
01:48 - 01:52That's because the other ones are gutter trash
01:53 - 01:54BOOM THE BALL, DAMMIT!!
01:56 - 01:57And that Solf keeps lecturing and lecturing
01:57 - 02:00at his teammates about their strategic misplays
02:00 - 02:03while he keeps bumping into everyone and screwing shit up!
02:04 - 02:08What the fuck is even a Dodo? Nobody knows!!
02:08 - 02:13And that other imbecile who keeps predicting goals
02:14 - 02:16while the ball misses the post by a mile!
02:17 - 02:21His non-stop propaganda machine is even worse than Stalin's!
02:27 - 02:29I've haven't even gotten to Chimp yet.
02:30 - 02:34when he scores, my heart goes MVP! MVP!
02:34 - 02:36but then he bumps into his team while they have an open net!
02:41 - 02:42Enough about your stupid hats!
02:43 - 02:47HIT THE BALL!! INTO THE OTHER TEAM'S GOAL, DAMN YOU!!!
02:48 - 02:53Instead, they yell 'I've got it' and then miss completely!
02:54 - 02:56Things will get worse once Errata joins.
02:56 - 02:59He won't even try to hit the ball;
03:00 - 03:02he'll just bump blindly into everyone.
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, Errata has always been a jerk anyway.
03:14 - 03:16They're better off playing Dice Forge.
03:19 - 03:23That way, at least one of them wins.
03:25 - 03:26They're destined for bronze.
03:31 - 03:33The only thing they're champions at is toxicity.
03:40 - 03:46Soon, they'll just post dumb memes about how the other players on their team suck
03:46 - 03:49instead of actually practicing in free play.
03:53 - 03:56Alright, I'm down for one more game.