| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to Out of Focus |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You have joined a corp like no other! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A J-sig connection to Kebab can be found here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | First things first, please stock up on doctrine ships |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and bring in some blingy nano ships as well |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thanks, can't wait to dunk nullbears |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and loot their deadspace modules |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sorry King says |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | all the loot |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | goes to Comrade Donations to pay King's subs |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You'll have to be financially independent |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Say what? Everyone leave TS that already has a bear hole |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What crap is this??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I can't believe this total and utter crap!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I joined to loot those sweet sweet nullbears |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | now I have to krab when I'm supposed to be elite nanoing |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | in high grade clones and abyssal rolled mods |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | how the hell will I krab that sort of bling |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've seen our KB feed and its red |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | red followed by red followed by red |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Its fine you can set up a C5 bear hole and make dank ISK |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I tried that and got rolled into 2 sites later and killed |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You can just join a regular corp krab ops |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And let Owen cream 25% off the top, I might as well |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | run level 4 missions |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Join a C2/null corp they said |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Dank Killmails and loot they said |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 2 weeks waiting for a recruitment officer to log in |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and the Promised Land is going to cost a fortune in whelps |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How the hell am I going to join the bling nano comps |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and lord it over the F1 monkeys with my feathering skills |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | when I'll be broke within a week of flying under Tiger |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I had so much hope |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | finally I could make a difference and get rich |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | swimming in tasty nullbear tears |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I might as well have stayed in INIT |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | all they asked was for 2 PAPS a week in a fully SRPed Ferox |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and for that I could multi box Rorquals under the Umbrella |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | with Supers in standby fleet ready to save me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and blues for 3 regions either way |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | but I extracted my Rorqual alts when I left |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, a null block will take him in |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well i guess that's it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will never recover financially from this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll have to apply to INIT Mercenaries |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I mean they even accepted TDSIN |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll just go back to Myrmidom ticks and F1 monkey fleets |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Its regular ticks and I can Netflix whilst bashing structures |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It was a wonderful dream |
