| 00:00 - 00:03 | I need another detail of men to go to the connex. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have shown up here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have used all of the infantrymen in this area, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we have used all of the fisters too. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well that's not a problem, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | just use the medics. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We uhhh... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We can't find any of the medics... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We've cheched the barracks and backs of FLAs. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that is not a PL, PSG, or Squad Leader... get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where the hell are they?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Every damn detail they are gone!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And no one knows where the hell they are?!?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What could they possibly be doing?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "Medic stuff at HHC?!" |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don't think so! Find them! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They all have cell phones and facebook, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And not one person can tell me where they have gone?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they have a very important job to do! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bull!! They don't do anything all day, and they still complain! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are probably just training. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Training?! Really? Maybe on how to sleep! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It is just five soldiers! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And you can't even keep track of them?! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You worthless so called "leaders!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I want this shamming to end!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If they are not in the motorpool in 10 minutes, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | then every one of you will be doing these details by yourselves!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Its just five damn joes! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If they are not found I will be worse to you idiots than Stalin!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They are NOT Jedi Masters... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They are just Combat Medics. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They are NOT smarter than us. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I hate Docs! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They CANNOT outsmart the BEST leaders in this WHOLE damn battalion. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They're not even Ranger qualified... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | or Jumpmasters, either. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I want a boot in their asses! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I want to spill their sneaky blood! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, Medics control MEDPROS. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just remembered flu shots are tomorrow... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I hate shots. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Medics give the shots. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We really can't screw them up today, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or we will surely pay tomorrow. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You better fill your camelbaks... |
