| 00:00 - 00:03 | Qed nigbru informazzjoni li ha nhabbru issa fuq it-televixin |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Ghadna kif ilmahna nies barra hawn |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | u ... fejn qed nimmarka b'subghajja |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | kienu qed iduru jixtru pastizzi, toilet paper u hand sanitizer |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | u ohra qbadnieha tibki quddiem il-bieb tal-hairdresser |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | u dawn in-nies kolla.... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | li suppost qieghdin kwarantina .. x'jixtiequ?.. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ara ha nghidlek... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | jixtiequ.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | jixtiequ ... jaghmlu party kbir il-pjazza |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | u n-nies li mhumiex kwarantina marru l-kazin |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | xi hadd imur igibli ... kalmant, coca, krips u wonton! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | mela ghalxejn qed ihambaq Fearne! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ghidtilkom isimghu biss minn Fearne! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | pastizzi, toilet paper u nejk iehor jistennew! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | gejja biz-z**** ta' hairdresser! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ha toqghod tibki ghax imissha z-zebgha. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ghidlha nigi jien ncapsluha z-zeba ma mohhha! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | x'minghaliha ? li b' laqgha zebgha ha tibda timmudella jew? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Jew li l-kazin mhux ha jaqbadhom xejn? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dawk li marru l-kazin marru ghax l-akohol joqtol kollox |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Ghidilhom l-alkohol jidilkuh ma sormhom imma basta id-dar |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | imma ismaghni.... issa qieghdin nesageraw zgur! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Int iehor li tigi titnejjek min dak li qaltlek Charmaine Gauci ? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Bazwartuha! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Imnalla li kalma daqs hassa |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | kieku jien flokha ga qfiltek ma xi moghza |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | u ngghalek tnittfilha s-suf biex tahdimhom f'elf peduna |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | tahsilhom fil-bleach tal-hairdresser ta' ghajni |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | u tonxorhom fuq il-bejt meta jkun hemm xi grigalata u ciklun forsi jtajjarek minn fuq l-opramorta |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | lilek u ohrajn bhalek |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Oqghod ibghat l-ufficjali jiccekjaw bhall meta konna fi zmien Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ghajjejt inhambaq l-istess haga |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ghandi ugieh hawn.. hawn f'sidri stess |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | din l-ewropa f'hiex spiccat |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | farrakniha |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | kulhadd irid jizzghabel u jingabar fil-pjazez il-kbar |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | qisna ilna ma niltaqghu xi mitt sena ilu |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | jew ghax qed jimmisjaw lill pizzar |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | nista nghidilkom li kien bastid dak il-pizzar |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | bhall ma kienet hatba il-hair dresser |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | iqaf ibki ..... ghandi jien zebgha |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | issa ghajjejt u ser nieqaf nghid |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ghidulhom biss li jistghu johorgu fil-gallarija |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | jaqaw xi hadd bass? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | nahseb jien ..bassejt bil-battikata |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | irrid li kulhadd jisma sew ghax naqra ohra u zgur jghaddi kollox |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | imma toqghodux qiskom go kopp |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | jew sardin go bott |
