Hitler hears about City's Champions League ban
The moment Hitler hears about City being banned from the Champions League for two seasons.


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00:00 - 00:03...our plans for midweek games next season then?
00:04 - 00:05I was thinking...
00:05 - 00:07Friendlies in South Berlin
00:08 - 00:12That way we'd be match fit for our Premier League games,
00:12 - 00:15as that's the only big trophy we will be fighting for.
00:17 - 00:19But we have Champions League games
00:19 - 00:21in the middle of the week?
00:24 - 00:26Mein Führer.
00:27 - 00:28We've been...
00:31 - 00:33We've been banned from the Champions League for
00:34 - 00:36the next two seasons. And fined 30 million euros.
00:53 - 00:58I want all our season ticket holders to stay in this room. That's you Keitel, Jorgi, Krepps and Butto.
01:13 - 01:15I've never booed, but guess what!
01:15 - 01:17I'll be boooing from every orifice against Real Madrid!
01:18 - 01:23UEFA, you shithouses, you have just poked the hornets nest.
01:25 - 01:28Prepare for the ramifications.
01:29 - 01:31You're going to feel the pain.
01:31 - 01:34A lot of pain, a lot of financial pain,
01:34 - 01:37because we are going to rip you to pieces -
01:37 - 01:40you corrupt pieces of shit!
01:40 - 01:42Shouldn't we just appeal to CAS...
01:42 - 01:46Appeal? We're the punk rock of football!!
01:46 - 01:48But we could get the ban reduced...
01:48 - 01:52Ladies and Gentlemen, we are at war!
01:53 - 01:54You hurt my club, you hurt me!
01:56 - 01:57The whole game is bent!
01:57 - 02:00Time for City to expose everything on everyone!
02:00 - 02:03All the bent Utd journos slating us every week!
02:04 - 02:08The attack on our bus brushed under the carpet!
02:08 - 02:13Anthony Taylor reffing the derby and saying he's an Alty fan!
02:14 - 02:16Go after them all!! Get the press box under siege!
02:17 - 02:21I was there in division 3 so f*ck it the real blues will be there until they die!
02:27 - 02:29Anything to get the rags back in the champions league!
02:30 - 02:34Uefa, united, dippers, madrid, barce, bayern, all f*cking hate us,
02:34 - 02:36And frankly don’t want or need us!
02:41 - 02:42City are surrounded by enemies!
02:43 - 02:47Never forget the way these parasites treated our club with such distinct.
02:48 - 02:53There simply has to be a visible “f*ck UEFA” display at the Madrid home match.
02:54 - 02:56City were targeted deliberately!
02:56 - 02:5950000 plastic whistles anyone for the Madrid home game!
03:00 - 03:02No wait they can't be plastic, the scousers will make fun!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, we'll support Liverpool next year.
03:14 - 03:16The only thing we have are the fans.
03:19 - 03:23Drag Sven and Stephen Ireland out of bed and pretend we were never really here.
03:25 - 03:26Sure Pep might f*ck off.
03:31 - 03:33This could be a blessing in disguise.
03:40 - 03:46I was never bothered about this competition anyway.
03:46 - 03:49In fact, forget the competition.
03:53 - 03:56I think we should withdraw for ever.