| 00:00 - 00:05 | Tristan says, hey come to nashville for my birthday |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Its gonna be fun |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Lots of beer lots of girls |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | there all gonna be very skinny, very sexy, we'll all get laid |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Only one that gets laid is Drake |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Drake Cook |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Drake Cook |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Shes like twice his height |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | twice |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | she had lean down to kiss him, like way over |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | either that or get a big ass step stool |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | just to reach her mouth |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Thats not even the best part |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Tristan passed out both nights |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | thinks he can hang |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | but isnt even close |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | First night |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | couldnt even get into the bars |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | They all told him to fuck off |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Only place that would let him in, get this, is a place called losers |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Fly all the way to Nashville |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | to go to a bar called losers |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But anyway, clock hits 12 |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | time to go to a real bar |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | First one we pick, kid gets kicked out |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | for spitting of the roof |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | right off the balcony |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | onto those peoples heads |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | bouncer got pissed, told us to get the fuck out |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | no big deal |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | we just |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | we just went to the next one |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | poor kid only made it another 45 mins |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | and was passed out in the air b and b |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | next day we got hot chicken because every black person said to |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | was it hot |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yeah it was hot as fuck |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | hottest shit i ever had |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | everyone was looking at us |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | we were making a big ass scene. Drake was sweating, tristan squirting ketchup |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | did you finish your meal? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | hell fucking no, you gotta be black to eat that shit |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | but the next day it hurt like hell |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | lots of blood |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | fucked up some toilets |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | wreaked havoc on every airplane bathroom from here to nashville |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | best time of our lives, going back next year |
