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Nashville
video of a trip with the boys to Nashville

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00:00 - 00:05Tristan says, hey come to nashville for my birthday
00:05 - 00:07Its gonna be fun
00:07 - 00:10Lots of beer lots of girls
00:11 - 00:16there all gonna be very skinny, very sexy, we'll all get laid
00:17 - 00:21Only one that gets laid is Drake
00:21 - 00:24Drake Cook
00:29 - 00:31Drake Cook
00:31 - 00:34Shes like twice his height
00:38 - 00:40twice
00:41 - 00:47she had lean down to kiss him, like way over
00:47 - 00:50either that or get a big ass step stool
00:50 - 00:56just to reach her mouth
00:58 - 00:59Thats not even the best part
00:59 - 01:01Tristan passed out both nights
01:04 - 01:06thinks he can hang
01:06 - 01:08 but isnt even close
01:13 - 01:14First night
01:14 - 01:16couldnt even get into the bars
01:16 - 01:20They all told him to fuck off
01:21 - 01:27Only place that would let him in, get this, is a place called losers
01:35 - 01:36Fly all the way to Nashville
01:36 - 01:39to go to a bar called losers
01:41 - 01:44But anyway, clock hits 12
01:44 - 01:47time to go to a real bar
01:47 - 01:49First one we pick, kid gets kicked out
01:50 - 01:53for spitting of the roof
01:54 - 01:56right off the balcony
01:56 - 01:58onto those peoples heads
01:58 - 02:02bouncer got pissed, told us to get the fuck out
02:05 - 02:07no big deal
02:10 - 02:11we just
02:11 - 02:13we just went to the next one
02:15 - 02:17poor kid only made it another 45 mins
02:17 - 02:20and was passed out in the air b and b
02:21 - 02:28next day we got hot chicken because every black person said to
02:29 - 02:30was it hot
02:30 - 02:32yeah it was hot as fuck
02:36 - 02:39hottest shit i ever had
02:40 - 02:42everyone was looking at us
02:50 - 02:55we were making a big ass scene. Drake was sweating, tristan squirting ketchup
02:56 - 02:58did you finish your meal?
02:58 - 03:04hell fucking no, you gotta be black to eat that shit
03:04 - 03:09but the next day it hurt like hell
03:09 - 03:11lots of blood
03:16 - 03:20fucked up some toilets
03:23 - 03:26wreaked havoc on every airplane bathroom from here to nashville
03:31 - 03:36best time of our lives, going back next year