| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we have received the summer festival schedule. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Rolling Stones play |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Duesseldorf in August. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And of course, the Beach Boys play the 4th of July. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | In two weeks, the Berlin Fest has Tone Loc and what's left of Run-DMC. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I planned to see the Eagles play there |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but since Glenn Frey died ... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Eagles ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They added Vince Gill and Frey's son, Deacon. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Tone Loc and Run-DMC open for the Eagles. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't like singer-songwriters, country-rock or crepes, please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Glenn Frey is dead! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can they continue to perform when Glen Frey is dead! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Frey was the heart and soul of that band! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He put the country in country-rock! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who will sing Take it Easy now? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | First they said they wouldn't re-form unless hell froze over. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then they came back and it was great! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But Frey is gone! Dead and buried! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they say the son sings just like his old man. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care! This is Henley's doing! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, there are other surviving members. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No this is Henley's fault. He thinks HE is the Eagles. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He was always jealous! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Jealous of Freys solo career and his acting on Miami Vice! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What would you rather hear - Smugglers Blues |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Or garbage like Dirty Laundry? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is Henley's doing! He must have a new ex-wife! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He doesn't care about the fans, the history or his "friend"! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The Eagles aren't the Eagles without Glenn Frey! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And Vince Gill? He'll smile and shake your hand, but he really loves Bernie and Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's just that I saw the Eagles back when ... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And the Eagles with Glenn Frey, that was money well spent. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Anything else is just a pale imitation. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And this morning ... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the crepe I was served was over-cooked and rolled too tightly! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | When I cut into it, hot juices sprayed my face. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Have you ever been sprayed by hot crepe juice? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can tell you it's not a lot of fun, that's what its like! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And what I really wanted was a yummy ice cream float! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's all right. I'm sure the cook will be safe from his rage. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The Eagles were an amazing band |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I saw them many times over the years. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And Glenn Frey ... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | he was my favorite |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Oh hell, someone get on ticketmaster and see what seats are still available. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll even take nosebleed. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | How bad can it be? |
