Eagles touring w/o Glenn Frey v2

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Hitler finds out that the Eagles are still touring without Glenn Frey.

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00:00 - 00:03Sir we have received the summer festival schedule.
00:04 - 00:05The Rolling Stones play
00:05 - 00:07Duesseldorf in August.
00:08 - 00:12And of course, the Beach Boys play the 4th of July.
00:12 - 00:15In two weeks, the Berlin Fest has Tone Loc and what's left of Run-DMC.
00:17 - 00:19I planned to see the Eagles play there
00:19 - 00:21but since Glenn Frey died ...
00:24 - 00:26My Führer ...
00:27 - 00:28The Eagles ...
00:31 - 00:33They added Vince Gill and Frey's son, Deacon.
00:34 - 00:36Tone Loc and Run-DMC open for the Eagles.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who doesn't like singer-songwriters, country-rock or crepes, please leave.
01:13 - 01:15Glenn Frey is dead!
01:15 - 01:17How can they continue to perform when Glen Frey is dead!
01:18 - 01:23Frey was the heart and soul of that band!
01:25 - 01:28He put the country in country-rock!
01:29 - 01:31Who will sing Take it Easy now?
01:31 - 01:34First they said they wouldn't re-form unless hell froze over.
01:34 - 01:37Then they came back and it was great!
01:37 - 01:40But Frey is gone! Dead and buried!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, they say the son sings just like his old man.
01:42 - 01:46I don't care! This is Henley's doing!
01:46 - 01:48My Führer, there are other surviving members.
01:48 - 01:52No this is Henley's fault. He thinks HE is the Eagles.
01:53 - 01:54He was always jealous!
01:56 - 01:57Jealous of Frey’s solo career and his acting on Miami Vice!
01:57 - 02:00What would you rather hear - Smuggler’s Blues
02:00 - 02:03Or garbage like Dirty Laundry?
02:04 - 02:08This is Henley's doing! He must have a new ex-wife!
02:08 - 02:13He doesn't care about the fans, the history or his "friend"!
02:14 - 02:16The Eagles aren't the Eagles without Glenn Frey!
02:17 - 02:21And Vince Gill? He'll smile and shake your hand, but he really loves Bernie and Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29It's just that I saw the Eagles back when ...
02:30 - 02:34And the Eagles with Glenn Frey, that was money well spent.
02:34 - 02:36Anything else is just a pale imitation.
02:41 - 02:42And this morning ...
02:43 - 02:47the crepe I was served was over-cooked and rolled too tightly!
02:48 - 02:53When I cut into it, hot juices sprayed my face.
02:54 - 02:56Have you ever been sprayed by hot crepe juice?
02:56 - 02:59I can tell you it's not a lot of fun, that's what its like!
03:00 - 03:02And what I really wanted was a yummy ice cream float!
03:04 - 03:07It's all right. I'm sure the cook will be safe from his rage.
03:14 - 03:16The Eagles were an amazing band
03:19 - 03:23I saw them many times over the years.
03:25 - 03:26And Glenn Frey ...
03:31 - 03:33he was my favorite
03:40 - 03:46Oh hell, someone get on ticketmaster and see what seats are still available.
03:46 - 03:49I'll even take nosebleed.
03:53 - 03:56How bad can it be?