Hitler Reacts: Eagles w/o Glenn Frey

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Hitler reacts to finding out the Eagles are touring without Glenn Frey

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00:00 - 00:03Sir we have received the summer festival schedule.
00:04 - 00:05The Rolling Stones play
00:05 - 00:07Duesseldorf in June.
00:08 - 00:12And of course the Beach Boys play the 4th of July.
00:12 - 00:15The Berlin Fest has Tone Loc and what's left of Run-DMC.
00:17 - 00:19I planned to see the Eagles play there
00:19 - 00:21but since Glenn Frey died ...
00:24 - 00:26My Führer ...
00:27 - 00:28The Eagles ...
00:31 - 00:33They added Vince Gill and Frey's son, Deacon.
00:34 - 00:36Tone Loc and Run-DMC open for the Eagles.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who doesn't like country-rock or crepes, please leave.
01:13 - 01:15Glenn Frey is dead!
01:15 - 01:17How can they continue to perform when Glenn Frey is dead!
01:18 - 01:23Frey put the country in country-rock!
01:25 - 01:28Who will sing Take it Easy?
01:29 - 01:31Or Lyin Eyes? Tequila Sunrise?
01:31 - 01:34First they said they wouldn't re-form unless hell froze over.
01:34 - 01:37Then they came back and it was great!
01:37 - 01:40But Frey is gone! Dead and buried!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, they say the son sings just like his old man.
01:42 - 01:46I don't care! This is Henley's doing!
01:46 - 01:48My Führer, there are other surviving members ...
01:48 - 01:52No this is Henley's fault. He thinks HE is the Eagles.
01:53 - 01:54He was always jealous!
01:56 - 01:57Frey was out front with his guitar and
01:57 - 02:00that voice. Nobody cares about the drummer!
02:00 - 02:03Frey WAS the Eagles.
02:04 - 02:08This is Henley's doing! He must have a new ex-wife!
02:08 - 02:13He doesn't care about the fans, the history or his "friend"!
02:14 - 02:16The Eagles aren't the Eagles without Glenn Frey!
02:17 - 02:21And Vince Gill? He and Amy Grant always loved Bernie and Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29It's just that I saw the Eagles back when ...
02:30 - 02:34And the Eagles with Glenn Frey, that was money well spent.
02:34 - 02:36Anything else is just a pale imitation.
02:41 - 02:42And this morning ...
02:43 - 02:47the crepe I was served was over-cooked and rolled too tightly!
02:48 - 02:53When I cut into it, hot juices sprayed my face.
02:54 - 02:56Have you ever been sprayed by hot crepe juice?
02:56 - 02:59I can tell you it's not a lot of fun!
03:00 - 03:02It was the opposite of a yummy ice cream float!
03:04 - 03:07It's all right. I'm sure the cook will be safe from his rage.
03:14 - 03:16The Eagles were an amazing band
03:19 - 03:23I saw them many times over the years.
03:25 - 03:26And Glenn Frey ...
03:31 - 03:33he was my favorite.
03:40 - 03:46Oh hell, someone get on ticketmaster.com and see what seats are still available.
03:46 - 03:49I'll even take nosebleed.
03:53 - 03:56How bad can it be?