GTFO life
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The comically entertaining adventures of VLO, Zenk, Dragon, and Arym.
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | So i said Zenk, Dragon, Arym; let's play GTFO |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Hurry and hop on! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | a few minutes pass, and no one replies |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I'm wondering where my team is at, we're a damn good team |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Then i look at the clock |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 4am |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Fuckin' 4am |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Fuckin' team sucks anyway |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | I'm terrible |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I loot rooms, alert scouts, only to find glow sticks and say it was worth it, because im a loot hoarder |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | So i enter a room melee charge ready like im about to carry the team |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I miss my melee alerting the entire room |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Zenk calls me a fuckin' idiot |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Arym's furious |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | and Dragon's silent |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | This is my 7th time fuckin' up the level |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Seventh! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | So i get yelled at again |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Like what'd you expect? |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Everybody knows i cant use a fuckin' terminal and my aim is as shitty as my map awareness |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | i swear though |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I'll try next time |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But seriously, Dragon keeps the team together |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Arym's communication is key |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | But Zenk |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | is mid whiskey shot |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | As usual |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Dragon is the last alive |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | and the only one with map awareness and ammo. No surprise |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | no one |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | else is |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | alive |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We're so utterly fucked |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Been on the same level for weeks making the same mistakes |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Arym why are you yelling at Dragon hes literally carrying the whole team again, remember what happened last game when he guided you because you were lost again? |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | again? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yeah she's always lost |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Dragon sits his ass at a terminal |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Arym gets everything else done |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Arym might be making Dragon sleep on the couch |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Are they married or something? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | uhm, engaged yeah, but i don't see that lasting much longer if we keep playing like this |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Zenk still slams whiskey like were celebrating a loss though |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | what a whiskey fiend |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | drunk bastard |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | still a headshot God though, eh? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | we can't get anything right but maybe next time we'll win one |