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Hitler reacts to Librem 5 Birch Reviews
The Librem 5 Birch units have shipped and the initial reviews indicate that it leaves more than a little bit to be desired. Lets see how Todd reacts to those reviews, shall we?

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00:00 - 00:03We have shipped the Librem 5
00:04 - 00:05A number of users
00:05 - 00:07Have received their Birch units
00:08 - 00:12Though there are some problems
00:12 - 00:15Involving battery life and power management
00:17 - 00:19If its a working phone
00:19 - 00:21Then we can work the rest out
00:24 - 00:26Mr. Weaver...
00:27 - 00:28Calls...
00:31 - 00:33Calls currently can't be made from the device
00:34 - 00:36We have no firm ETA on the fix
00:53 - 00:58Færber, Rankin and Foster remain. Everybody else out.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESNT MAKE CALLS?
01:15 - 01:17WE'VE BEEN BLOGGING OTHERWISE FOR OVER A MONTH!
01:18 - 01:23We even mocked the people who shipped a phone that couldn't make calls!
01:25 - 01:28And now we ARE those people!
01:29 - 01:31HOW THE FUCK
01:31 - 01:34AM I GOING TO SPIN THIS?
01:34 - 01:37Not to mention all the other crippling problems
01:37 - 01:40We look like fools!
01:40 - 01:42Todd, why can't Lunduke just make a video?
01:42 - 01:46Lunduke quit months ago after the twitter fuck up!
01:46 - 01:48Todd, why don't we just come clean?
01:48 - 01:52Listen dumb shit if we come clean...
01:53 - 01:54Pre-Orders will dry up...
01:56 - 01:57You all won't get paid...
01:57 - 02:00Purism will declare bankruptcy...
02:00 - 02:03And I'll Get the Shit Sued Out of ME!
02:04 - 02:08I can't let those peasants get my money
02:08 - 02:13The tax hit in California is bad enough!
02:14 - 02:16I could lose my European Sportscar
02:17 - 02:21Or they could foreclose on my McMansion in Monterrey
02:27 - 02:29Why Can't These People See
02:30 - 02:34WIthout us, they are doomed
02:34 - 02:36We are their SAVIORS!
02:41 - 02:42I refuse to give in
02:43 - 02:47We will stay the course no matter the cost
02:48 - 02:53If the phone doesnt make calls
02:54 - 02:56We should charge extra
02:56 - 02:59For a guarantee that their phone can't be tapped
03:00 - 03:02Nobody else offers that!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, you can still use Mumble
03:14 - 03:16We need a fresh new offensive
03:19 - 03:23Lets launch Librem 5 USA
03:25 - 03:26With some luck
03:31 - 03:33Enough suckers will buy in
03:40 - 03:46So I can keep my house and car
03:46 - 03:49Maybe you all will keep your jobs...
03:53 - 03:56Unless I decide otherwise