| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have shipped the Librem 5 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A number of users |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Have received their Birch units |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Though there are some problems |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Involving battery life and power management |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | If its a working phone |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Then we can work the rest out |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Weaver... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Calls... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Calls currently can't be made from the device |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have no firm ETA on the fix |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Færber, Rankin and Foster remain. Everybody else out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESNT MAKE CALLS? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE'VE BEEN BLOGGING OTHERWISE FOR OVER A MONTH! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We even mocked the people who shipped a phone that couldn't make calls! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now we ARE those people! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HOW THE FUCK |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AM I GOING TO SPIN THIS? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Not to mention all the other crippling problems |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We look like fools! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Todd, why can't Lunduke just make a video? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Lunduke quit months ago after the twitter fuck up! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Todd, why don't we just come clean? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Listen dumb shit if we come clean... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Pre-Orders will dry up... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You all won't get paid... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Purism will declare bankruptcy... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I'll Get the Shit Sued Out of ME! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can't let those peasants get my money |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The tax hit in California is bad enough! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I could lose my European Sportscar |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Or they could foreclose on my McMansion in Monterrey |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why Can't These People See |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | WIthout us, they are doomed |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We are their SAVIORS! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I refuse to give in |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We will stay the course no matter the cost |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If the phone doesnt make calls |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We should charge extra |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | For a guarantee that their phone can't be tapped |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Nobody else offers that! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, you can still use Mumble |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need a fresh new offensive |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Lets launch Librem 5 USA |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | With some luck |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Enough suckers will buy in |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So I can keep my house and car |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe you all will keep your jobs... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Unless I decide otherwise |
