| 00:00 - 00:03 | Leech claims to have made almost 1,100 horsepower |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Naturally aspirated with obsolete dinosaur eheads |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There are several threads here on PY |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And it seems to be quite an accomplishment |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He even dynoed here at Uncle Tony's |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Anyone can buy horsepower, east coast air |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Happy dyno, $12k heads, he should have made 1200 HP |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uhhhh... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | That didn't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Nobody buys any of that bullshit |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Even Dick Fulton dropped a congratulatory "EHTTFMF" |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that believes you can make 1,000 HP with dinosaur junk eheads get the phuck out now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell happened? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That thread on known 1000 HP ehead combos drew nothing but crickets |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I was almost starting to feel good about myself |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Just when I thought it was safe to go back to the track |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I had to borrow 2 tubes of industrial strength Vagisil! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | On top of the Preparation H I'm buying in bulk at Costco! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Can you imagine the skid marks that leaves in my drawers? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And I feel like I'm by myself out here |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I did resurrect a 10 year old thread..... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that the best you and the Simulation Squad can come up with? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But I have carpal tunnel syndrome |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | from liking GTOgeorge posts so much..... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're spending too much time with your Hello Kitty collection! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I tried to come up with creative negatives on my own |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "My cousin Cletus made more with a BBC" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Those torque numbers seeem low to me" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now what must we resort to? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Attacking correction factors and the dyno operator? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Exactly what hell are we supposed to question next? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The godddamn dyno sheet fonts? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Oh shit, I need my hemorrhoid cushion |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Can you imagine the horror for us boosted guys? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'll have to hang 4 turbos on my junk to run with Leech |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If GTOgeorge wants to run Leech heads up |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He'll need so much boost with his Nova |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It'll take 6 rolls of duct tape to keep his 8-71 on the engine |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It's all Marcella's fault |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That douchebag works magic on anything he touches |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Except his own junk! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I don't think you're getting your Vagisil back |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Hey, who took my asshat? I left it right here in the corner |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm canceling my hotel reservations for Norwalk |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll tell everyone my car is in the chassis shop |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Which of you want to get skull dragged into a public donkey stomping? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | By 10 year old outdated junk dinosaur eheads |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I think I'll stay home and try performance coatings on my calculator |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | EHTTFMF! |
