| 00:00 - 00:03 | The man in the orange tower has a few questions. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 100 short miles away we-- |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We again have a problem. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It appears the Baptists we thought we had buried... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Have in fact been resurrected. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are you frieking kidding me? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Baylor. The Bears. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My hero, I'm afraid-- |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's true. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Baylor is back. They're undefeated. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Top 10 again. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those that are not 3rd generation Longhorns. Leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We are the frieking blue bloods! Dammit, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We are the Kings! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We sign only the best. Only 4 Star! Only 5 Star! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We invented frieking football! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How can this happen? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They sing songs and dance! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That's what they're good at! Not frieking football! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | NOT FOOTBALL! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My hero they are hungry and angry and-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I thought we hired Hermann to fix this. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My hero, they hired Matt Rhule. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Matt Frieking Rhule? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The smock guy! The freikin smock guy! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This is absolutely unbelievable! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And I hear he has them playing defense? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Defense! Does he not know this is the Big Frieking 12? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Offense! We play frieking offense! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Air the frieking football out! We don't have time for defense! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We have Bevo, pretty girls in chaps... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | A bigger stadium! A bigger history! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And you're telling me they are winning |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | With frieking choir boys? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I oughtta shoot all of you! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is unbelievable. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Choir boys do not play football they do KOT spins! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What is Hermann going to do? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What about our running backs? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Can we not stuff the ball down their hymn singing throats? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You said we had them buried! BURIED! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We have the Silver Spurs. And Bevo. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You were sure they'd never recover! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now you tell me they lead the conference? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They're undefeated? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They frieking lead the Big 12. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Matt Frieking Rhule. My nemesis. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We are finished. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need a Big O. |
