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Fuerher Meets Rhule
All Hell Breaks Lose When The Fuerher Meets His Nemesis In Matt Rhule

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00:00 - 00:03The man in the orange tower has a few questions.
00:04 - 00:05100 short miles away we--
00:05 - 00:07We again have a problem.
00:08 - 00:12It appears the Baptists we thought we had buried...
00:12 - 00:15Have in fact been resurrected.
00:17 - 00:19Are you frieking kidding me?
00:19 - 00:21Baylor. The Bears.
00:24 - 00:26My hero, I'm afraid--
00:27 - 00:28It's true.
00:31 - 00:33Baylor is back. They're undefeated.
00:34 - 00:36Top 10 again.
00:53 - 00:58All those that are not 3rd generation Longhorns. Leave.
01:13 - 01:15We are the frieking blue bloods! Dammit,
01:15 - 01:17We are the Kings!
01:18 - 01:23We sign only the best. Only 4 Star! Only 5 Star!
01:25 - 01:28We invented frieking football!
01:29 - 01:31How can this happen?
01:31 - 01:34They sing songs and dance!
01:34 - 01:37That's what they're good at! Not frieking football!
01:37 - 01:40NOT FOOTBALL!
01:40 - 01:42My hero they are hungry and angry and--
01:42 - 01:46I thought we hired Hermann to fix this.
01:46 - 01:48My hero, they hired Matt Rhule.
01:48 - 01:52Matt Frieking Rhule?
01:53 - 01:54The smock guy! The freikin smock guy!
01:56 - 01:57This is absolutely unbelievable!
01:57 - 02:00And I hear he has them playing defense?
02:00 - 02:03Defense! Does he not know this is the Big Frieking 12?
02:04 - 02:08Offense! We play frieking offense!
02:08 - 02:13Air the frieking football out! We don't have time for defense!
02:14 - 02:16We have Bevo, pretty girls in chaps...
02:17 - 02:21A bigger stadium! A bigger history!
02:27 - 02:29And you're telling me they are winning
02:30 - 02:34With frieking choir boys?
02:34 - 02:36I oughtta shoot all of you!
02:41 - 02:42This is unbelievable.
02:43 - 02:47Choir boys do not play football they do KOT spins!
02:48 - 02:53What is Hermann going to do?
02:54 - 02:56What about our running backs?
02:56 - 02:59Can we not stuff the ball down their hymn singing throats?
03:00 - 03:02You said we had them buried! BURIED!
03:04 - 03:07We have the Silver Spurs. And Bevo.
03:14 - 03:16You were sure they'd never recover!
03:19 - 03:23Now you tell me they lead the conference?
03:25 - 03:26They're undefeated?
03:31 - 03:33They frieking lead the Big 12.
03:40 - 03:46Matt Frieking Rhule. My nemesis.
03:46 - 03:49We are finished.
03:53 - 03:56I need a Big O.