| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you know gentlemen, we are at war with Gryffindor |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | If we post in this thread, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and participate in these threads, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We can seal off points from Gryffindor |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And recapture first place starting from here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Give me the results |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | of the latest Quidditch match |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Professor Helga.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We were.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We were unprepared and lost miserably |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And they beat Ravenclaw too |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that got under 50 house points last week can leave right now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT A BUNCH OF FAILURES |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I CAN'T BELIEVE I HIRED A BUNCH OF FAILURES |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AFTER YEARS OF THOROUGHLY PLANNING MY INGENIOUS STRATEGIES |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And you wanna know the worst part? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I HAVE TO SIT HERE FOR HOURS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | READING PARAGRAPHS OF POINTLESS CLASSROOM ASSIGNMENTS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THEY'RE THE NEXT EINSTEIN |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE COPYING WIKI AND PUTTING IT IN YOUR OWN WORDS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Professor Helga, we'll still give it our all |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T WANT YOUR "ALL," ASPHYXIA |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Professor, we still have Zarc and Shin to help us win! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then explain to me why we're losing the lead |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU'RE ALL USELESS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I hardly come online but |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | There's not one time I came on and was proud |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Of this absolutely garbage House |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The only thing any of you are ever good for |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Is boosting House pride for Gryffindor's pathetic members and making me look bad in public |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's hard to take in all your defeats |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Well, leave if you feel useless, or get serious if you wanna start winning |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I need some good news |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Something positive about our points to get me going |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A massive bump in points |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All you weebs do |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Is pointlessly ship each other on Discord |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And show off your pets to each other |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You know I had a pet once |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I literally called him Dog |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I WAS CRAZY ENOUGH TO EVEN CALL HIM BOT BEFORE A DOG |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Lunali. Once you're not busy... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just wanted to be superior to other houses |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I guess... that's too much to ask for now that lots of people aren't here |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And where's dxsen? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least Moune's still here.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I wish more people would be like my top student Rubix |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There's no mental stress when handling that type of student |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Class dismissed |
