| 00:00 - 00:03 | We had reports of streaming issues here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and reports of buffering here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | pixilating and severe lagging here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and the whole bloody thing froze here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | That's why we switched to Duke |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | My expensive television |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | which I purchased for the Rugby World Cup |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Your viewing experience my Führer? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The All Blacks? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | At least Italy won something |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Japan beat Russia |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you not working for Spark sport streaming leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We are the laughing stock of the world |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The English showed the All Black game for free |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That jumped up Eddie Jones is not even a general |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | My picture was like the Russian front in winter |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I never even got to watch Tonga |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I wanted to see Fiji beat those Aussies |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | With me watching they might have won |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But no, you clowns took televised sport back to the 1920's |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But my Fuhrer, it wasn't our fault |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I gave you one simple task, a clear picture |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It was the Americans doing |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Did you notice the advertisements were shown in high quality |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Spark's share price has fallen |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's off to the Eastern Front |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with the lot of you |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And you called Michael Cheika a clown |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You wouldn't make the Namibian third fifteen |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | To think you get paid more than the Black Ferns |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I want to see the All Blacks crush those English |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | In crystal clear high definition |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is that too much to ask? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want to see Beauden Barrett and Richie Mo'unga |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | as dual All Black playmakers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I want to see Brodie Retallick |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I want to see George Bridge and Sevu Reece |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | running circles around England and Wales |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I couldn't even cheer Ireland on |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | My Guinness was murky and cloudy |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Just like my television picture |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Scotland cannot get any worse |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How soon can get to Japan? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's the only way I will get to see the rugby |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Four more years |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Where's George Gregan when you need him? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Pinetree Meads and BJ Lochore would not be happy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They would not tolerate this farce |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | If we don't sort this Winston Peters will. |
