| 00:00 - 00:03 | The gents were all keen as mustard for the first 2 weeks |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But strava has been dead the last week |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | its been wetter than a mermaids twat in Exeter |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The only location we've seen Bean in is the boozer |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | they might not hit 500K combined |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Rob will for sure |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he did 30K last saturday |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mein Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bobby... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bobby hasn't left the house this week |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Noggsy's had him doing bedtime every night |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out, unless you can run 5k in sub 20 |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How has this happened! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We were nailed on a week ago! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I told them January was going to be wetter than an Otters pocket |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | but they insisted they could do it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We never should have let campo |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | buy those fucking cats |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Back in 2015 he did a 1000 day streak |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | of eating yumyums from tesco |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Furher, all the gents have been struggling |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who signed off on Curson starting the challenge in Dubai?? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He promised he would walk to brunch |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's never going to do that when the taxis are so cheap |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And phil |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I thought his new bird |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | would have loved walking |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but she made him go to mexico |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and all he did was drive around in a golf cart |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | with his fucking shirt off |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | yes he looked ripped |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but that wasn't the point of the challenge! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | it was supposed to be a fresh start |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | new year, new me and all that |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even calfy was doing his bit |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | we never expected him |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | to hit 500k. he barely moves on the padel court |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | but I though he'd give up the neck oil for 31 days |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | we were all supposed to go bowling |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | enjoy some hieneken 0%s |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | we wouldnt have had to invite John |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok, there's awlays next month |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I never should have let them sign up for 500K |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we should have done 10k a day |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | boys |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Sher is going to laugh at us |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'd rather kill myself than give that cunt a free game of bowling |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I still owe him for a bag for life |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | this is the worst month ever |
