| 00:00 - 00:03 | Latest news on JJP |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Also news from the front |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | On Stern and Spooky |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Regarding playfield |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And QC issues and responses |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What are they saying... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | If I were to buy NIB today? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | All are saying... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is nothing to see here, so call |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | a Distributor and shut up. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave if you arent a Fanboy. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | MY MONEY! MY PERSONAL COLLECTION! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IM THE GUY WHO HAS TO LOOK AT THE INSIDES |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | OF A CAB SEAM, AN LED THAT BLINKS OUT AND |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THEN HAVE TO WAIT FOR A MONTH FOR A $500 |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | REPLACEMENT BOARD AND NOW YOURE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | TELLING ME I CAN SWIM IN THE CLEARCOAT?!? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I PLAY BAD ENOUGH WITHOUT THE GAME PLAYING ME! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | UN-FREAKIN- |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you can buy replacement parts |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | AT FULL RETAIL PLUS SHIPPING! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, offered discounts... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | PAY AGAIN FOR MORE PARTS TO BREAK? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | DO I LOOK LIKE A PINBALL TECH? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I cant fix a sandwich |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | without written instructions |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I REMEMBER WHEN PINS WERE 1/2 THE PRICE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND TWICE THE INVESTMENT! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HOW CHEAP IS TOO CHEAP? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | 12 GRAND FOR A BOX OF WOOD |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | NOT EVEN USABLE FOR A FIRE! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | LE. CE. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | SE. Pro. Whats the point... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | When theyre all made of aluminum foil |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Falling apart, BY JUST |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | TURNING THEM ON! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WAITING FOR MONTHS, POSTING |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ALL THOSE THREADS ON PINSIDE |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | TELLING PEOPLE IVE NEVER MET |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HOW GREAT THE PIN IS... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | we can post about his rant later. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe if I didnt cheap out... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe if I paid $14 grand instead... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Just maybe, possibly, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | hopefully, I could brag to those same Fanboys |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | How much they suck not owning a pin |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | not even made yet... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | by folks cheaper than me. |
