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Hitler Reacts to Pinball Makers
Hitler loses his cool over latest cheapness from pinball manufacturers.

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00:00 - 00:03Latest news on JJP
00:04 - 00:05Also news from the front
00:05 - 00:07On Stern and Spooky
00:08 - 00:12Regarding playfield
00:12 - 00:15And QC issues and responses
00:17 - 00:19What are they saying...
00:19 - 00:21If I were to buy NIB today?
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28All are saying...
00:31 - 00:33There is nothing to see here, so call
00:34 - 00:36a Distributor and shut up.
00:53 - 00:58Leave if you aren’t a Fanboy.
01:13 - 01:15MY MONEY! MY PERSONAL COLLECTION!
01:15 - 01:17I’M THE GUY WHO HAS TO LOOK AT THE INSIDES
01:18 - 01:23OF A CAB SEAM, AN LED THAT BLINKS OUT AND
01:25 - 01:28THEN HAVE TO WAIT FOR A MONTH FOR A $500
01:29 - 01:31REPLACEMENT BOARD AND NOW YOU’RE
01:31 - 01:34TELLING ME I CAN SWIM IN THE CLEARCOAT?!?
01:34 - 01:37I PLAY BAD ENOUGH WITHOUT THE GAME PLAYING ME!
01:37 - 01:40UN-FREAKIN-
01:40 - 01:42But you can buy replacement parts
01:42 - 01:46AT FULL RETAIL PLUS SHIPPING!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, offered discounts...
01:48 - 01:52PAY AGAIN FOR MORE PARTS TO BREAK?
01:53 - 01:54DO I LOOK LIKE A PINBALL TECH?
01:56 - 01:57I can’t fix a sandwich
01:57 - 02:00without written instructions
02:00 - 02:03I REMEMBER WHEN PINS WERE 1/2 THE PRICE
02:04 - 02:08AND TWICE THE INVESTMENT!
02:08 - 02:13HOW CHEAP IS TOO CHEAP?
02:14 - 02:1612 GRAND FOR A BOX OF WOOD
02:17 - 02:21NOT EVEN USABLE FOR A FIRE!
02:27 - 02:29LE. CE.
02:30 - 02:34SE. Pro. What’s the point...
02:34 - 02:36When they’re all made of aluminum foil
02:41 - 02:42Falling apart, BY JUST
02:43 - 02:47TURNING THEM ON!
02:48 - 02:53WAITING FOR MONTHS, POSTING
02:54 - 02:56ALL THOSE THREADS ON PINSIDE
02:56 - 02:59TELLING PEOPLE I’VE NEVER MET
03:00 - 03:02HOW GREAT THE PIN IS...
03:04 - 03:07we can post about his rant later.
03:14 - 03:16Maybe if I didn’t cheap out...
03:19 - 03:23Maybe if I paid $14 grand instead...
03:25 - 03:26Just maybe, possibly,
03:31 - 03:33hopefully, I could brag to those same Fanboys
03:40 - 03:46How much they suck not owning a pin
03:46 - 03:49not even made yet...
03:53 - 03:56by folks cheaper than me.