Hitler reacts
313 views  • 8/24/2019
Hitler's take re: the Div 2 finals at Altona today.          
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We placed the bets that we discussed. | 
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Chadstone to win Div 2 | 
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Shooter to be goalless. | 
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The odds were very favourable. | 
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However things did not quite go to plan. | 
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What do you mean? | 
| 00:19 - 00:21 | "not quite go to plan"? | 
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer.... | 
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ummmm | 
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We were fucked by Eltham. | 
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Shooter got 8. | 
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those with a connection to Eltham, get the fuck out | 
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW DID WE LOSE!!?? | 
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU CUNTS TOLD ME WE WOULD WIN. | 
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU SAID CHADDY WON TWICE IN THE REGULAR SEASON | 
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND SHOOTER IS WASHED UP | 
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It'll be okay | 
| 01:31 - 01:34 | "We will cash up big today!" | 
| 01:34 - 01:37 | "Eltham are weak as piss" | 
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THAT IS WHAT YOU SAID! | 
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Chaddy won twice in the season | 
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well fuck me they didn't win today!!! | 
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They had Loco, Benny AND the Cruise Missile!! | 
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You had one fucking job. | 
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Pick the fucking Semi Final winner. | 
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Eltham? Seriously? | 
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How the fuck did they win? | 
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We lost a hundred million on that game | 
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'll cut the nipples off all women | 
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm that FUCKING angry | 
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I told you they would come to play | 
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Hundreds of games of experience | 
| 02:27 - 02:29 | A team stacked with talent | 
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Let's bet with the line I said | 
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Try and even things up a bit | 
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But you stupid cunts | 
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Had to go head to fucking head!!! | 
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I am going to punish you. | 
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I have no choice. | 
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll rip off your cocks | 
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And shove them down your throats | 
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we don't have cocks. | 
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Oh well, all is not lost. We have Div 1. | 
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We can double down on MCC to at least score two 1st half goals | 
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That game is tonight, right? | 
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We will recover our losses. | 
| 03:40 - 03:46 | In tonight's Div 1 game | 
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And then we can finally buy | 
| 03:53 - 03:56 | that fucking atomic weapon. | 
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