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Hitler learns PCC won HOA
Hitler learns that PCC is poised to win HOA at a USPSA match

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00:00 - 00:03Sir, we've been following the match results.
00:04 - 00:05PCC's are posting stage wins...
00:05 - 00:07here and here
00:08 - 00:12Max Leograndis has overall stage wins on 1, 2, 5 and 8.
00:12 - 00:15And Josh Froelich just won stages here and here.
00:17 - 00:19We have traps in place
00:19 - 00:21that will slow their gay asses down.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Zack ...
00:31 - 00:33Zack Smith won stages too.
00:34 - 00:36Our traps failed.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone, Production, Revo, Single Stack and L10 shooters; everyone out
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck!!
01:15 - 01:17What about the unloaded starts, you fucks?!
01:18 - 01:23You told me they couldn't reload for shit!
01:25 - 01:28What about left-hand leaners?!
01:29 - 01:31Are you stupid?!
01:31 - 01:34Josh has two fucking scopes on his gun!!
01:34 - 01:37Unloaded starts, reloads, leaners ...
01:37 - 01:40You said that would stop them, you assholes!
01:40 - 01:42My Furer, we believed it would stop them!
01:42 - 01:46You believed wrong, you stupid asshole!
01:46 - 01:48My Furer, it used to work 2 years ago!
01:48 - 01:52Well it doesn't work now, does it?!
01:53 - 01:54You imbeciles!
01:56 - 01:572 years ago my ass!
01:57 - 02:00Well they can all reload faster than you now!
02:00 - 02:03Gay lasers and multiple scopes ... BULLSHIT!
02:04 - 02:08It's bad enough that Nils beats us all with a $400 Canik!
02:08 - 02:13I didn't spend $7000 on an Open gun to lose to a gay rifle!
02:14 - 02:16I should yank your balls off right now!
02:17 - 02:21You said you'd stop them with unloaded starts and mandatory reloads. IDIOTS!
02:27 - 02:29How can I show my face?
02:30 - 02:34I'm an Open shooter. High Overall belongs to ME!
02:34 - 02:36I paid for it, dammit!
02:41 - 02:42Unbelievable ...
02:43 - 02:47All I can do is watch Max's stupid videos of him WINNING!
02:48 - 02:53I'm tired of seeing his fucking drone flying all over the range.
02:54 - 02:56I could have had my own drone.
02:56 - 02:59But Mike Foley added RIFLES to PISTOL matches!
03:00 - 03:02I should shove a rifle up his ass!
03:04 - 03:07He wouldn't. He doesn't even own a rifle.
03:14 - 03:16It's all over.
03:19 - 03:23I don't know what to do next ...
03:25 - 03:26Practice ...
03:31 - 03:33Maybe buy a thumb rest ...
03:40 - 03:46If that doesn't work, I can always start shooting IDPA.
03:46 - 03:49At least they don't allow rifles.
03:53 - 03:56ahhh shit ...