| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we've been following the match results. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | PCC's are posting stage wins... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Max Leograndis has overall stage wins on 1, 2, 5 and 8. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Josh Froelich just won stages here and here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We have traps in place |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that will slow their gay asses down. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Zack ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Zack Smith won stages too. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Our traps failed. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone, Production, Revo, Single Stack and L10 shooters; everyone out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What about the unloaded starts, you fucks?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You told me they couldn't reload for shit! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What about left-hand leaners?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Are you stupid?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Josh has two fucking scopes on his gun!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Unloaded starts, reloads, leaners ... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You said that would stop them, you assholes! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Furer, we believed it would stop them! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You believed wrong, you stupid asshole! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Furer, it used to work 2 years ago! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well it doesn't work now, does it?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You imbeciles! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 2 years ago my ass! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Well they can all reload faster than you now! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Gay lasers and multiple scopes ... BULLSHIT! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's bad enough that Nils beats us all with a $400 Canik! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I didn't spend $7000 on an Open gun to lose to a gay rifle! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should yank your balls off right now! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You said you'd stop them with unloaded starts and mandatory reloads. IDIOTS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How can I show my face? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm an Open shooter. High Overall belongs to ME! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I paid for it, dammit! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelievable ... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All I can do is watch Max's stupid videos of him WINNING! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm tired of seeing his fucking drone flying all over the range. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I could have had my own drone. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But Mike Foley added RIFLES to PISTOL matches! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I should shove a rifle up his ass! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He wouldn't. He doesn't even own a rifle. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's all over. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I don't know what to do next ... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Practice ... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe buy a thumb rest ... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If that doesn't work, I can always start shooting IDPA. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least they don't allow rifles. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ahhh shit ... |
