| 00:00 - 00:03 | Listen up everyone - some wankers from Derby are in Bristol city centre... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have been pissed here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they're celebrating a "Schtag Partie" |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and are staying in this budget hotel here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I have heard of this before. It's just ordinary lads going |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | round the poncy bars in Bristol. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They've... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Drunk the bastard place dry. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All the real ale in Bristol has gone. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Right. Anyone who's ever drunk Worthington Creamflow needs to get the fuck out of this room... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can this bloody well happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A Schtag Partie that likes real ale should have been eliminated! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | No Butcombe? No Milk Stout? No Engine Oil? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And I bet they've been to some seedy lapdancing place too. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You should all be force fed Skol and |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | bloody well shot by the SS. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All that real ale was mine you twats! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You know my policies regarding Cask Ales and you let these cretins sup it all... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the group included Neil Bestwick, Andy Salt and Lee Raynor... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You fucking idiot - they can drink ale for the UK Olympic Squad you bellend! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, there was experienced and seasoned drinkers in their ranks... |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | I don't give a fuck if George Best and Oliver Reed were relative amateurs to this lot! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You shouldn't have let them in! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They could have drunk rats piss lager all weekend |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | or maybe even some of that cider shit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but now all I have left is Babycham and Tesco Value vodka... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why couldn't they have stayed in Derby |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | where there are better pubs with better beer |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | you utter bastard wank stains... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How am I going to explain this to the dickheads who run the Bristol branch of CAMRA?!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | they're going to think I'm some sort of retard letting |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | northerners sup our ale... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't support something you don't understand |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we all retweeted. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The protesters will leave with politician's promises |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll feel satisfied with the results |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "We won." |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for a leader to pop up. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they make concrete demands, they may stand a chance. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
