SEWWC
229 views • 3/29/2014
The Super Elite Wilbraham Walking Club
| 00:00 - 00:19 | Not this winter. |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have some distressing news about the SEWWC |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Three men have been seen walking in this area |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to Chaug, up hills, around WMA. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have been heard describing themselves as Super Elite |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | These men have been out all winter. The worst in years. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The WMA hill is too steep to walk |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They walk it twice. Even in the snow |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Their names are Quinn, Breton and Drost |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | those who cannot walk at a quick pace, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A Mick, Canadian and what the hell is Drost |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Walking all winter long through the snow and ice. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We can't compete with that. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You told me Wilbraham just cared about baseball. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Baseball |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Peoples who only cared about super travel teams |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | with great coaches and strategy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | taking the best players and winning trophies |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the coaches are talented |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care about the coaches, I need info on the walkers |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the coaches know bunt defenses |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What the hell does Quinn know about bunt defense? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Walkers who are elite. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This is Wilbraham for Christ sake |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Not Kenya, not Florida not Southern California |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How can these guys do this in all the elements |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Well below zero since December |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We need to find men who can be like Quinn, Breton and Drost |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They are Athletes, they are elite |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Quinn tells jokes when he walks |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And Drost, Our sniper almost got him. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And it was QUINN who helped him up. Teamwork!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And Resiliency |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Don't get me started about Breton |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He is like a boxer. He jumps around and throws punches |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and this is before six am. Scary. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We do not have that around here. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do you think we are fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, Wilbraham is far away. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need to find Germans who can compete. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We will train them, prepare them. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | There must be some men |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | willing to sacrifice |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This SEWWC scares me, I wont be able to sleep |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They walk fast and laugh hard. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It could be the the end of the Motherland. |
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