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SEWWC
The Super Elite Wilbraham Walking Club

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00:00 - 00:19Not this winter.
00:00 - 00:03We have some distressing news about the SEWWC
00:04 - 00:05Three men have been seen walking in this area
00:05 - 00:07to Chaug, up hills, around WMA.
00:08 - 00:12They have been heard describing themselves as Super Elite
00:12 - 00:15These men have been out all winter. The worst in years.
00:19 - 00:21The WMA hill is too steep to walk
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28They walk it twice. Even in the snow
00:34 - 00:36Their names are Quinn, Breton and Drost
00:53 - 00:58those who cannot walk at a quick pace, get out now.
01:13 - 01:15A Mick, Canadian and what the hell is Drost
01:15 - 01:17Walking all winter long through the snow and ice.
01:18 - 01:23We can't compete with that.
01:25 - 01:28You told me Wilbraham just cared about baseball.
01:29 - 01:31Baseball
01:31 - 01:34Peoples who only cared about super travel teams
01:34 - 01:37with great coaches and strategy
01:37 - 01:40taking the best players and winning trophies
01:40 - 01:42Sir, the coaches are talented
01:42 - 01:46I don't care about the coaches, I need info on the walkers
01:46 - 01:48Sir, the coaches know bunt defenses
01:48 - 01:52What the hell does Quinn know about bunt defense?
01:53 - 01:54Walkers who are elite.
01:56 - 01:57This is Wilbraham for Christ sake
01:57 - 02:00Not Kenya, not Florida not Southern California
02:00 - 02:03How can these guys do this in all the elements
02:04 - 02:08Well below zero since December
02:08 - 02:13We need to find men who can be like Quinn, Breton and Drost
02:14 - 02:16They are Athletes, they are elite
02:17 - 02:21Quinn tells jokes when he walks
02:27 - 02:29And Drost, Our sniper almost got him.
02:30 - 02:34And it was QUINN who helped him up. Teamwork!!
02:34 - 02:36And Resiliency
02:41 - 02:42Don't get me started about Breton
02:43 - 02:47He is like a boxer. He jumps around and throws punches
02:48 - 02:53and this is before six am. Scary.
02:54 - 02:56We do not have that around here.
02:56 - 02:59Who do you think we are fooling?
03:00 - 03:02The whole thing is a sham!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, Wilbraham is far away.
03:14 - 03:16We need to find Germans who can compete.
03:19 - 03:23We will train them, prepare them.
03:25 - 03:26There must be some men
03:31 - 03:33willing to sacrifice
03:40 - 03:46This SEWWC scares me, I wont be able to sleep
03:46 - 03:49They walk fast and laugh hard.
03:53 - 03:56It could be the the end of the Motherland.