| 00:00 - 00:03 | Tyreek Hill definitely did not break his son's arm |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And now it appears he never hit his girlfriend, either. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It looks like the Espinals will leave Kansas City. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Rumor has it that Roger Goodell will not suspend him. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And he was spotted running up this hill looking incredibly jacked. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Goodell will still suspend him. It's bad optics. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He said mean things. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Florio... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Espinals... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Espinals tried to extort him and the FBI is on their ass. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Goodell will want to discourage future gold diggers. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | KCTV5, The Star, USA Today and any other fake news, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He is a monster! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We convinced everyone in America he was the devil in cleats! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | PFT is getting ratio'd every day and the Chiefs hate me! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How could we have gotten the story so wrong... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HOW DID A GUY WITH A WOLF'S FACE AVATAR |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | KNOW MORE THAN ME?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We could have reported a story about extortion |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | but now Clark Hunt won't even talk to me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Florio at least you won't be fired like Kietzman |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | CHIEFS FANS WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET THIS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Florio, we can still do interviews with Brady and Rodgers! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Brady has one year left and Rodgers will never beat Mahomes. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I HAVE ZERO CREDIBILITY! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What happens when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and we have to steal quotes from other interviews |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | for articles no one will read on our website? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'll have to tweet things about the WNBA! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | For as long as Mahomes is the best player in football |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | we'll be the joke of the media |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The Athletic will get all our traffic and they have a PAYWALL! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All we had to do was do real reporting |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and we had the story of the year on our hands |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | instead we're clowns. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Every time I write anything |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | about the Chiefs everyone will pile on! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They probably won't even let me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | in the press box at Arrowhead Stadium. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Flyover country is laughing it's ass off. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Tyreek Hill might be in the HOF!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Big girls don't cry, Brooke. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I told everyone if Tyreek Hill played again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I couldn't keep covering the league. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm a joke. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Patrick is the GOAT. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And he'll probably never talk to us the rest of his life. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Because we're all shitty journalists. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Everyone block Clay. |
