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FLORIO: Downfall
Mike Florio succumbs to despair as he realizes he got everything wrong about Tyreek Hill

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00:00 - 00:03Tyreek Hill definitely did not break his son's arm
00:04 - 00:05And now it appears he never hit his girlfriend, either.
00:05 - 00:07It looks like the Espinals will leave Kansas City.
00:08 - 00:12Rumor has it that Roger Goodell will not suspend him.
00:12 - 00:15And he was spotted running up this hill looking incredibly jacked.
00:17 - 00:19Goodell will still suspend him. It's bad optics.
00:19 - 00:21He said mean things.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Florio...
00:27 - 00:28The Espinals...
00:31 - 00:33The Espinals tried to extort him and the FBI is on their ass.
00:34 - 00:36Goodell will want to discourage future gold diggers.
00:53 - 00:58KCTV5, The Star, USA Today and any other fake news, leave.
01:13 - 01:15He is a monster!
01:15 - 01:17We convinced everyone in America he was the devil in cleats!
01:18 - 01:23PFT is getting ratio'd every day and the Chiefs hate me!
01:25 - 01:28How could we have gotten the story so wrong...
01:29 - 01:31HOW DID A GUY WITH A WOLF'S FACE AVATAR
01:31 - 01:34KNOW MORE THAN ME?!
01:34 - 01:37We could have reported a story about extortion
01:37 - 01:40but now Clark Hunt won't even talk to me!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Florio at least you won't be fired like Kietzman
01:42 - 01:46CHIEFS FANS WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET THIS
01:46 - 01:48Mein Florio, we can still do interviews with Brady and Rodgers!
01:48 - 01:52Brady has one year left and Rodgers will never beat Mahomes.
01:53 - 01:54I HAVE ZERO CREDIBILITY!
01:56 - 01:57What happens when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl
01:57 - 02:00and we have to steal quotes from other interviews
02:00 - 02:03for articles no one will read on our website?
02:04 - 02:08I'll have to tweet things about the WNBA!
02:08 - 02:13For as long as Mahomes is the best player in football
02:14 - 02:16we'll be the joke of the media
02:17 - 02:21The Athletic will get all our traffic and they have a PAYWALL!
02:27 - 02:29All we had to do was do real reporting
02:30 - 02:34and we had the story of the year on our hands
02:34 - 02:36instead we're clowns.
02:41 - 02:42Every time I write anything
02:43 - 02:47about the Chiefs everyone will pile on!
02:48 - 02:53They probably won't even let me
02:54 - 02:56in the press box at Arrowhead Stadium.
02:56 - 02:59Flyover country is laughing it's ass off.
03:00 - 03:02Tyreek Hill might be in the HOF!!!
03:04 - 03:07Big girls don't cry, Brooke.
03:14 - 03:16I told everyone if Tyreek Hill played again
03:19 - 03:23I couldn't keep covering the league.
03:25 - 03:26I'm a joke.
03:31 - 03:33Patrick is the GOAT.
03:40 - 03:46And he'll probably never talk to us the rest of his life.
03:46 - 03:49Because we're all shitty journalists.
03:53 - 03:56Everyone block Clay.