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Monday IT
Monday morning at work. The situation grows increasingly tense after every weekend.

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00:00 - 00:03Hi Chris, apparently Kev is working from home again
00:04 - 00:05He was last seen cycling
00:05 - 00:07Naked in this area
00:08 - 00:12He got lost again and ended up in a field
00:12 - 00:15Crying for Mark with his dick in his hand
00:17 - 00:19That's normal
00:19 - 00:21Has Mark done the FDI's?
00:24 - 00:26Chris...
00:27 - 00:28Mark...?
00:31 - 00:33Mark went to Coopers and forgot to do them.
00:34 - 00:36He's still in there bladdered.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out except Waldo, Amir, Martin and Jeff.
01:13 - 01:15Every Monday's the same
01:15 - 01:17Kev working from fucking home
01:18 - 01:23And that pissed up fucker Mark locked in Coopers
01:25 - 01:28I bet Liam and Mike aren't in yet
01:29 - 01:31Liam's probably crying right now
01:31 - 01:34Call yourself IT
01:34 - 01:37Your all a bunch of total fuckwits
01:37 - 01:40Who wouldn't know a hard drive from a hard on
01:40 - 01:42Chris...I have a hard on right now
01:42 - 01:46Johnson! What the fuck is up with you
01:46 - 01:48But Chris. I'm getting horny
01:48 - 01:52You're sick in the head Johnson
01:53 - 01:54You all are.
01:56 - 01:57All you talk about is tits
01:57 - 02:00And sick shit on youtube
02:00 - 02:03People with torrets
02:04 - 02:08You shout random shit in the office.
02:08 - 02:13oil. oil .oil on the road. Don't text while driving.
02:14 - 02:16What the fuck are you on about.
02:17 - 02:21Some of the videos you send to each other are fucking sick.
02:27 - 02:29Why can't you be more professional?
02:30 - 02:34A bit more like myself. A vision of respect.
02:34 - 02:36Not a bunch of fucking retards.
02:41 - 02:42I give in.
02:43 - 02:47You'll all be fucked when you have to answer to somebody else.
02:48 - 02:53A woman to is going to look after you bunch of cunts.
02:54 - 02:56She won't be as nice as me.
02:56 - 02:59She won't accept your cuntish antics.
03:00 - 03:02She'll have have you clocking on and off.
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry Liam we'll hide in our cupboard.
03:14 - 03:16Fuck the lot of you.
03:19 - 03:23You won't last a month here.
03:25 - 03:26You'll have to work.
03:31 - 03:335 days a week.
03:40 - 03:46I was too soft on you bunch of fuckwits.
03:46 - 03:49You can all go and fuckoff.
03:53 - 03:56I'll go back to Betfair.