| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hi Chris, apparently Kev is working from home again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He was last seen cycling |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Naked in this area |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He got lost again and ended up in a field |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Crying for Mark with his dick in his hand |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's normal |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Has Mark done the FDI's? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chris... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mark...? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mark went to Coopers and forgot to do them. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's still in there bladdered. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Waldo, Amir, Martin and Jeff. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Every Monday's the same |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Kev working from fucking home |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And that pissed up fucker Mark locked in Coopers |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I bet Liam and Mike aren't in yet |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Liam's probably crying right now |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Call yourself IT |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Your all a bunch of total fuckwits |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Who wouldn't know a hard drive from a hard on |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chris...I have a hard on right now |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Johnson! What the fuck is up with you |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Chris. I'm getting horny |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're sick in the head Johnson |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You all are. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All you talk about is tits |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And sick shit on youtube |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | People with torrets |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You shout random shit in the office. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | oil. oil .oil on the road. Don't text while driving. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What the fuck are you on about. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some of the videos you send to each other are fucking sick. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why can't you be more professional? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A bit more like myself. A vision of respect. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not a bunch of fucking retards. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I give in. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You'll all be fucked when you have to answer to somebody else. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A woman to is going to look after you bunch of cunts. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | She won't be as nice as me. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | She won't accept your cuntish antics. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She'll have have you clocking on and off. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Liam we'll hide in our cupboard. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fuck the lot of you. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You won't last a month here. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You'll have to work. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | 5 days a week. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I was too soft on you bunch of fuckwits. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You can all go and fuckoff. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll go back to Betfair. |
