| 00:00 - 00:05 | Vettel was leading the race from start and Mercedes were hurrying up Hamilton |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | Ferrari was about to win the race. We can't let that happen. |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | Then came lap 48, turn 8. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Everything seemed normal, Hamilton on Vettel's tail. Next thing you know... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | ...Vettel makes a mistake and cuts the corner! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Through the grass! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Tyres full of grass! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He couldn't do one thing about squeezing Hamilton a little! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Because of the grass. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Hamilton should've seen it coming and could cut to the inside to get past. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | But we thought we'd help him a little. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | So we gave Vettel a 5 second penalty. |
| 00:57 - 00:59 | But he couldn't do sh*t to prevent it! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | We said Hamilton was squeezed off track, |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | even though that's impossible because of the barriers! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | The season is dead! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | You know. |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | The season is dead. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | No need for the rest of the races! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | The penalty made sure Hamilton won and now even Bottas won't catch him. He can shave his beard. |
| 01:34 - 01:36 | We got it all in the bag for 'em. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Then there's the fans booing. |
| 01:40 - 01:44 | "You can't just give the win to the driver you like most", they said. |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | "The rules should apply to everyone the same." |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But we don't care. |
| 01:49 - 01:53 | They paid for their tickets you know. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | So we have their money |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | and we're giving nothing back! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Then there was the post race incident. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Hear this! |
| 02:09 - 02:10 | Vettel... |
| 02:10 - 02:12 | Vett... |
| 02:14 - 02:17 | Vettel switches the "1" board to his place, |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | thinking it would change our decision. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | The guy being passive agressive in the interview and protecting Hamilton from the crowd. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Weren't they rivals? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | They are rivals! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | You really have to praise the work my boys did. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | The season's dead now. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | If Ferrari don't f*ck themselves over, we do it for 'em. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Aren't Ferrari going to complain? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Let them complain. We'll just say we follow the rules. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | That's what we always say when we give a controversial penalty. Or when we don't give one. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Like when Hamilton cut the chicane in 2016 in Monaco. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Vettel was furious! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | He even said he wanted to become champion in red! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | He better forgets it. We'll make sure that never happens |
