Hitler finds out Arya kills the Night King

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Title says it all, this is about the latest episode of Game of Thrones.

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00:00 - 00:03The Night King has finally reached Winterfell.
00:04 - 00:05The Unsullied along with the Dothraki
00:05 - 00:07are deployed outside the castle walls
00:08 - 00:12While Bran is set up as bait in the Godswood with Theon guarding him
00:12 - 00:15as Daenerys and Jon are ready to provide air support with the dragons.
00:17 - 00:19Perfect, so when the Night King finds Bran
00:19 - 00:21Jon is in position to swoop in and kill him.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Jon...
00:31 - 00:33Jon doesn't kill the Night King, Arya does.
00:34 - 00:36Jon doesn't even fight a White Walker.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone get out, except those who have read the books.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WRITING?!
01:15 - 01:17What in Martin's name is this writing?!
01:18 - 01:23Seven seasons of building him up as Azor Ahai and for what?!
01:25 - 01:28Oh, why was he even resurrected?!
01:29 - 01:31Was it all pure fanservice?
01:31 - 01:34Arya killing the Night King is the most ridiculous fanservice ever!
01:34 - 01:37D&D just took a massive dump on Martin's entire legacy!
01:37 - 01:40And even shat on their own plot that they have been developing!
01:40 - 01:42There have been other surprises, my fuhrer, remember the Red Wedding
01:42 - 01:46BUT THAT MADE SENSE WITHIN THE NARRATIVE
01:46 - 01:48My fuhrer, nobody expected even Ned Stark's death
01:48 - 01:52Both of those were set up by the character development up to that point
01:53 - 01:54there were no surprises just for the sake of it.
01:56 - 01:57All of Martin's surprising twists were direct
01:57 - 02:00consequences of choices those character had made.
02:00 - 02:03They were set up as part of their respective narratives.
02:04 - 02:08Just as Jon and Bran were set up to fight and defeat the Night King.
02:08 - 02:13Arya had about as much relevance to the Night King plot as Podrick.
02:14 - 02:16This is the absolute downfall of this show!
02:17 - 02:21D&D have about as much talent as writers as Stalin has as economic planner!
02:27 - 02:29Two years of waiting for the Grand Finale
02:30 - 02:34and they set up the most ridiculous conclusion to this plot imaginable.
02:34 - 02:36Just for the sake of "surprising" the audience!
02:41 - 02:42I cannot believe it.
02:43 - 02:47Is Arya the secret main character that nobody told us about?!
02:48 - 02:53You just KNOW they will have her kill Cersei too, Melissandre talked about green eyes too.
02:54 - 02:56And what about the other characters?
02:56 - 02:59Do their narratives matter at all?
03:00 - 03:02Are they going to fuck over Jaime's narrative too?!
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry, he is just being sexist.
03:14 - 03:16And almost nobody important dies.
03:19 - 03:23In the end only Jorah, Theon and Berric are effectively killed by the Night King.
03:25 - 03:26Roose Bolton has a more impressive record.
03:31 - 03:33Not to mention Cersei.
03:40 - 03:46And don't even get me started on that ridiculous dothraki charge into certain death at the start of the episode.
03:46 - 03:49Horrendous tactics and yet still nobody very important died.
03:53 - 03:56Except the plot, of course...