| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Night King has finally reached Winterfell. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Unsullied along with the Dothraki |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | are deployed outside the castle walls |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | While Bran is set up as bait in the Godswood with Theon guarding him |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as Daenerys and Jon are ready to provide air support with the dragons. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Perfect, so when the Night King finds Bran |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Jon is in position to swoop in and kill him. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jon... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jon doesn't kill the Night King, Arya does. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Jon doesn't even fight a White Walker. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out, except those who have read the books. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WRITING?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What in Martin's name is this writing?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Seven seasons of building him up as Azor Ahai and for what?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh, why was he even resurrected?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Was it all pure fanservice? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Arya killing the Night King is the most ridiculous fanservice ever! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | D&D just took a massive dump on Martin's entire legacy! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And even shat on their own plot that they have been developing! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There have been other surprises, my fuhrer, remember the Red Wedding |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BUT THAT MADE SENSE WITHIN THE NARRATIVE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, nobody expected even Ned Stark's death |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Both of those were set up by the character development up to that point |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | there were no surprises just for the sake of it. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All of Martin's surprising twists were direct |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | consequences of choices those character had made. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They were set up as part of their respective narratives. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Just as Jon and Bran were set up to fight and defeat the Night King. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Arya had about as much relevance to the Night King plot as Podrick. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This is the absolute downfall of this show! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | D&D have about as much talent as writers as Stalin has as economic planner! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Two years of waiting for the Grand Finale |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and they set up the most ridiculous conclusion to this plot imaginable. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Just for the sake of "surprising" the audience! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I cannot believe it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Is Arya the secret main character that nobody told us about?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You just KNOW they will have her kill Cersei too, Melissandre talked about green eyes too. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And what about the other characters? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do their narratives matter at all? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Are they going to fuck over Jaime's narrative too?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, he is just being sexist. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And almost nobody important dies. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | In the end only Jorah, Theon and Berric are effectively killed by the Night King. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Roose Bolton has a more impressive record. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Not to mention Cersei. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And don't even get me started on that ridiculous dothraki charge into certain death at the start of the episode. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Horrendous tactics and yet still nobody very important died. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Except the plot, of course... |
