| 00:00 - 00:03 | Overall our training stats look great |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Green Dot training is 100% |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | SABC is scheduled for here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've got half the unit scheduled for their PT test here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | CBRN is scheduled for tomorrow, I have your mask at my house |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No thanks, I'm current |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I took that stupid class already, June I think |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well sir, the thing is... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Chappell... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We got a call from Emergency Management today |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Requirements changed. You're due again |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone non-deployable leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I just turned in my mask! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That thing sat in my car for over six months! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those damn EMers with their smug faces thinking it's funny to make everyone suffer! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why do they do this to me!? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They know I'm busy! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That battle thong always rides up and chafes! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And the snack bar is always out of Monster and Mountain Dew! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What could they possibly need to add to that class!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The last training didn't go over decon & PAR. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'll shove my decon kit up your PAR Route! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, do you know how to drink from your canteen? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'd rather die than put that tube in my mouth |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I didn't clean my mask |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Who knows who had it last?! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I don't want sloppy seconds from some stranger |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | who probably didn't clean the damn thing either! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Last time I had to scrub someone else's blood out of it! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And no sh!t my hood is on wrong, I can't see my own neck! My buddy doesn't understand velcro! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why is there always someone who brings two left boots? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They've told us for years to inspect your gear before you sign it out from LRS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Make sure my boots are 2 sizes bigger. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I won't be the schmuck who can't get them on or off. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Make sure I get a left AND a right boot. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Damn CBRN... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It used to be a CBT and you put your mask on and you were done! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now I have to learn about 10 foot rule and pretend to cover a vehicle. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll just pretend to fill my canteen. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If I sit in the back maybe they won't notice I'm on my phone. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This makes me want to throat punch my UDM. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's not your fault... Blame Emergency Management. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If I'm going, you're driving me. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And I'm calling shotgun now so no one try. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or I'll kill you. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Patrick, I'm talking to you. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll learn about PAR and chemicals and dirty bombs. But I'm not touching M8 paper. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I heard that stuff gives you cancer. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Next year I'm taking leave. |
