| 00:00 - 00:03 | So here's the situation with the New York Giants in 2019 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Eli is way past his prime |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and this may be his last season in the NFL. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Though Saquon's a favorite to win the rushing title, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | it's still uncertain how competitive this team can be. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | OBJ's gonna have another monster year. We'll be fine. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Actually |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | OBJ |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | OBJ no longer plays for the Giants. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Gettleman traded him to the Cleveland Browns. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who wish not to observe my coming tirade, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is Gettleman thinking?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I ask again! What the fuck is Gettleman thinking?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Trading away a generational talent who's probably going to fucking Canton when his career's over! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So this is what it has come to. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This bullshit rebuild propaganda pisses me the fuck off! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It makes want to go to Lambeau and punch a hole through a fucking wall! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I didn't pay an exorbitant sum of money for a PSL at MetLife |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | to watch us embrace the fucking panzer for a high first round pick. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we're getting a 1st, a 3rd and Jabrill Peppers. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit! Nothing can replace OBJ! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Peppers has a top-20 PFF rating among safeties. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't mention that jackass in my presence. He couldn't beat Ohio State once when he was at Michigan. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What a fucking joke! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Gettleman is copping out |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | over the rumor OBJ is a cancer |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | when he already confirmed he's a scorpio. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now he's posting photos of him in Browns gear on Instagram |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and retweeting videos of excited Browns fans! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That further exacerbates my anger at this whole fucking debacle. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Gettleman's acting as if he's a deranged, sociopathic bastard, like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't believe this is happening. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Browns used to be the laughingstock of the league. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now we're the fucking laughingstock. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unacceptable. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now I'll never again get to see OBJ make an acrobatic one-handed catch for us against the hated Eagles! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or get into a fight with a kicking net only later to propose marriage. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Gettleman is a goddamn buffoon. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We'll be lucky to win 3 games next year. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The more I think about it, the more it boils my blood! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. Russell Wilson's a free agent after this season. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What a hopeless situation. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't take anymore of this shit. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm through. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The season is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Never in my life did I think I'd be forced to say what I'm about to say, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but given which team Le'Veon signed with, I have no other choice. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | J - E - T - S, Jets, Jets Jets. |
