| 00:00 - 00:03 | We managed to take money from the NDIS |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And hide it in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Great Barrier Reef Foudation |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Paladin |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Helloworld |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We can use that after we win |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The next election |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Slight problem |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Slomo |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Slomo, Chris Kenny has said |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Even a drovers dog would beat you |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who need to find jobs in the banking or mining sectors leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in bloody hell is happening ? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why isnt scaremongering working this time?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why could Howard get away with just about anything and I can't ? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Before we could tell any old lie to the masses |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and they would believe us, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I thought the polls would improve if we lied about |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | negative gearing, excess franking credits |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and constantly crapping on about border security ? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Howard was the most honest man we've had |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He could even get away with an illegal war in Iraq |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The conservatives and moderates loved him |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Only because of those big bushy funny-looking eyebrows |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Did he look in the mirror ? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He will go on about election wins |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and he didnt have to pray once !" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | While poor Somo's policy is to pray for everything |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and get the boot at the first election |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You have no idea how much I've prayed and prayed |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | For the kids on Naru, for drought ending rain |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | For that potato head Dutton to knife Turnbull |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And now I wont even beat Shorten ! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And he is less popular than me the great sloMo |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Hero of the worker |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If I was your boss |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I would SACK YOU ALL !!! Thank you all for coming !!! GOODBYE !!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But now I will be lucky to be accepted |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | back at Tourism Australia |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I was a failure there and as Federal treasurer |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And now as a backstabbing acting PM |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Maybe you could get a $4 internship at 2GB ? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You have all failed me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Bolt, Jones, Credlin, Kenny |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And you Chris Smith |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You are all paid well |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | To brainwash the voting public or atleast make me look like Australia's |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | version of Donald Trump |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe I'll join GetUp |
