00:00 - 00:03 | (Labour HQ) This election is going well. |
00:04 - 00:07 | It's anticipated we'll pick up Dorset and Lancashire. |
00:07 - 00:08 | The Tories have ran a strong advertisement campaign in Cumbria. |
00:09 - 00:11 | They anticipate a fight with the Classical Liberals. |
00:12 - 00:13 | But the TLC is looking well positioned for strong gains. |
00:16 - 00:20 | WillShakespeare99: That's fine, there is no way they beat Duncs again. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My leader...... |
00:27 - 00:29 | InfernoPlato...... |
00:30 - 00:33 | InfernoPlato put out a new video today. |
00:33 - 00:35 | It had a dancing and singing anime girl. |
00:52 - 00:58 | WillShakespeare99: Would all weebs, cartoon fans and children leave the room? |
01:12 - 01:14 | WillShakespeare99: What kind of shit is this?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | WillShakespeare99: How can he post an anime video in a campaign?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | WillShakespeare99: We'd get mocked and hounded for this crap! |
01:24 - 01:27 | WillShakespeare99: Saltcon would rant and rave about how dumb it is! |
01:27 - 01:30 | WillShakespeare99: I wouldn't stop hearing it for weeks! |
01:31 - 01:33 | WillShakespeare99: But he can just post it whenever he wants! |
01:34 - 01:36 | WillShakespeare99: We get told our campaign is ridiculous for having fun |
01:37 - 01:39 | WillShakespeare99: By that nimrod at Saltcon who won't say anything about this crap! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Glenn_Cullen: But the Spitfire was an amazing campaign idea! |
01:42 - 01:45 | WillShakespeare99: The spitfire is stupid! It's not even air safe! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Glenn_Cullen: I painted that myself! That took a lot of work! |
01:48 - 01:52 | WillShakespeare99: Now InfernoPlato will win and never shut up about this after! |
01:52 - 01:54 | WillShakespeare99: They fucked it up! |
01:55 - 01:59 | WillShakespeare99: I paid Martin Sheen to use his image for this campaign! |
01:58 - 02:03 | WillShakespeare99: And here we are seeing the Tories win by using the very things they mock us with! |
02:04 - 02:07 | WillShakespeare99: And you can bet the song playing in Japanese doesn't match their warped message! |
02:08 - 02:10 | WillShakespeare99: We're running against the weakest Tory campaign yet |
02:10 - 02:12 | WillShakespeare99: and Duncs can't even defeat a teenage Japanese cartoon! |
02:14 - 02:16 | WillShakespeare99: Why did we waste time to run a creative and well planned campaign |
02:17 - 02:19 | WillShakespeare99: When we could've just ran on dumb things like Cornish nationalism |
02:19 - 02:21 | WillShakespeare99: Like the fucking Liberal Democrats! |
02:27 - 02:28 | WillShakespeare99: Weeks spent planning this! |
02:29 - 02:31 | WillShakespeare99: I ended up designing the manifesto. |
02:31 - 02:33 | WillShakespeare99: A manifesto that actually works and does something! |
02:34 - 02:35 | WillShakespeare99: Not just protects the coast! |
02:40 - 02:42 | WillShakespeare99: Bullshit.. |
02:43 - 02:47 | WillShakespeare99: We're being defeated by Tory anime women and bullshit! |
02:48 - 02:52 | WillShakespeare99: And when we do something funny ourselves we're regarded as jokes! |
02:54 - 02:55 | WillShakespeare99: But you can bet we're going to form opposition! |
02:56 - 02:58 | WillShakespeare99: An opposition that calls out the Anime Women and bullshit! |
03:00 - 03:01 | WillShakespeare99: Bullshit like poorly synced anime music videos! |
03:02 - 03:04 | (InfernoPlato is crying) |
03:04 - 03:06 | Purplueslug: There there Callum, it was pretty high production. |
03:14 - 03:15 | WillShakespeare99: Duncs has failed this campaign badly. |
03:19 - 03:23 | WillShakespeare99: Now InfernoPlato is well positioned to mock us for months again. |
03:25 - 03:26 | WillShakespeare99: This sucks. |
03:31 - 03:33 | WillShakespeare99: This general election is boring. |
03:39 - 03:43 | WillShakespeare99: I'm going to put out some more 80's music advertisements. |
03:46 - 03:48 | WillShakespeare99: Maybe than we can pickup some more seats and put this behind us. |