| 00:00 - 00:05 | Get this, get this. Kon, Steve and I went to Sydney one day |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We went to see Gallop FFA hey |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We get to Oxford Street |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Go up the lift |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | David's PA makes us a coffee... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | The coffee is crap |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It had expired milk |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Expired Milk..... |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | And was served in a plastic coffee cup |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Plastic like the A-League! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And then and then.... |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | We tell Gallop "we're going to build a stadium in Tarneit" |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Tarneit! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | "Out back of nowhere" Tarneit |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Yep, flat, dry, Tarneit |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | West Gate Freeway bypasses it |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It is that bland! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | There's no decent coffee shop |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Nor a good pizza place |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Tarneit! A stadium in Tarneit |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And then mate, get this..... |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | We tell Gallop we're PAYING for it |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | A stadium, we tell Gallop we'll pay |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | A shiny new stadium, on Govt Land |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | We'll pay for it, Zinni will help us |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And then, Gallop says |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Where is Birmingham City? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Birmingham City |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Birmingham City |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | We couldn't stop laughing |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Birmingham City |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | A Hong Kong bloke |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And a Greek intermediary |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And Gallop thinks we'll pay for it |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | A privately funded stadium |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | All that Basalt |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Tarneit, bland old Tarneit |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | You wouldn't believe it |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Gallop asks what about South? |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | South Melbourne? |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | We'll sign a Greek first |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | As our marquee |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | That'll sort out South |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | We'll probably play at Lakeside |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Just to upset South even more |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | And play in their Blue Strip |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | What a farce, Gallop sucked in |
