00:00 - 00:03... Getting everybody together at once is becoming untenable
00:03 - 00:08The Lewis family have even moved as far away as somewhere called "Rye."
00:05 - 00:10All the time everyone has their own lives now
00:08 - 00:12a family "knees up"
00:12 - 00:15 is about as likely as James and Ross growing a full head of hair.
00:17 - 00:19This isn't such a big problem
00:19 - 00:21They all get together at Christmas.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28The Family...
00:31 - 00:33The Family don't really see each other over Christmas.
00:34 - 00:36Not for a few years now.
00:53 - 00:58Would the rest of you kindly begin rounding up the relevant family members by whatever means necessary...
01:13 - 01:15What have they all been doing?!
01:15 - 01:17What the hell have they all been doing?!
01:18 - 01:23This is complete and utter horse shit!
01:25 - 01:28Why would they not get together more?
01:29 - 01:31Churning out children and "working" I suppose?
01:31 - 01:34"Home making" and all that grown up bullshit!
01:34 - 01:37Why hasn't anyone hauled of their asses together?
01:37 - 01:40Last time they were all together was probably at Barnden Bleedin' Farm in 1767!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, Jenny sometimes has garden parties
01:42 - 01:46And only half the bastards turn up!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, people are very busy with modern life...
01:48 - 01:52... Modern life can kiss my spotty Nazi backside!
01:56 - 01:57Bet they had to make
01:57 - 02:00tartare biryani on a bed of ham stacks
02:00 - 02:03with bing bong fucking SALAD!
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me?
02:08 - 02:13Will he win it every time he fucking plays?!
02:14 - 02:16Someone should to tell him that Transformers aren't real
02:17 - 02:21on the morning of next year's Parnlympics. The SHIT!
02:27 - 02:29We must however look forward.
02:30 - 02:34Much further forward... The 10th Parnlympics in 2014
02:34 - 02:36We need something super amazing.
02:41 - 02:42Something epic...
02:43 - 02:47Something SHIT HOT SUPER WHAMMO SUPER AMAZING WHIZZ BANG.
02:48 - 02:53SOMETHING REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REAL!
02:54 - 02:56Rosko's you're man for the job.
02:56 - 02:59He'll need two years of prep but it'll be good as fuck.
03:00 - 03:02He'll make a tenth anniversary games you shits will NEVER FORGET!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Trish, you're just having your period.
03:14 - 03:16I spose they'll have to be a vote.
03:19 - 03:23They'll bend the rules for the decade games, won't they?
03:25 - 03:26Fucking democracy...
03:31 - 03:33It's in their hands.
03:40 - 03:46But if the bastards vote against I'll get that James Lewis prick...
03:46 - 03:49to chop off their pricking tits with a spoon
03:53 - 03:56... Anyone fancy a pint?