| 00:00 - 00:03 | Let's go to LaPas |
| 00:03 - 00:06 | No chad, you're too drunk |
| 00:06 - 00:13 | Tell me a number I can guarantee I will remember it tomorrow |
| 00:13 - 00:18 | What's so funny |
| 00:18 - 00:22 | You probably don't even know where you are right now |
| 00:22 - 00:25 | I'm at my apartment. |
| 00:28 - 00:33 | Ive been eating cococrisp and drinking whiskey all day |
| 00:33 - 00:35 | Then you definitely can't go out |
| 00:35 - 00:39 | I am. LaPas is over there, it's over there |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | No lets just eat here |
| 00:42 - 00:46 | Then we should at least steal mcdonnells cap'n crunch |
| 00:50 - 00:52 | I don't even like cap'n crunch |
| 00:52 - 00:54 | Fine we can do that |
| 00:54 - 00:59 | Then we will get my football back |
| 01:03 - 01:06 | Fuck you Chad |
| 01:06 - 01:16 | It's not my fault. I ran a fucking taco mile and won. And now I will get my fucking football |
| 01:17 - 01:21 | How do you plan to do that? |
| 01:21 - 01:25 | Look at me. Im so fucking agile |
| 01:27 - 01:29 | You're way too small |
| 01:29 - 01:32 | I'm gonna go ham and beat the shit out of those motherfuckers |
| 01:32 - 01:34 | yeah, yeah, yeah |
| 01:34 - 01:38 | Ill beat the shit out of you too, brian |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | You don't mean that. Just take that back |
| 01:41 - 01:46 | No. You're country bombed my country you nip |
| 01:46 - 01:49 | Fuck you too kike |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | Imma make your country go BOOOOOM |
| 01:52 - 01:57 | I'm glad hitler killed your people |
| 01:57 - 02:01 | Fight me like a man |
| 02:01 - 02:02 | I fucking hate Jews |
| 02:02 - 02:07 | And I wish you and your people celebrated your own holidays and didn't ruin ours you piece of shit |
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