| 00:00 - 00:03 | And so here we can see another Nomad resigned, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and a director stole money here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and two more companies went bust. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And if we calculate this trajectory into 2019 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we can see that we will run out of capital by June. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But there will be more placings coming |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | so that we can pump them, right? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the AIM market.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The AIM market is completely fucked. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Nobody is buying our placing ramps. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has never taken a placing please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You ramping pieces of shit are a disgrace! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All you had to do was not dump for 10%! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Tell me why you spivvy cunts couldn't just do one job! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | OK, 10% is 10%, but fuck me.. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even Theresa May would've held for 20! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now you've killed the golden goose! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | No wonder I've been posting ramps in five WhatsApp groups |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and no cunt is buying them! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, they always buy our shit! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They're fucking not! I had someone call me a flipper! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, only losers focus on winners! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Go and fuck yourself, Mr. 5%. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is all your fault! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And it wouldn't be so bad if oil wasn't tanking |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and even though my oilers don't even fucking produce |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | fucking oil the market makers still gap the cunts down. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That's right, and when the Dow spikes |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | they sure as shit don't gap them up! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even MYSQ has gone bust. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That bitch was always good for a ramp and ride with Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I worked so hard to ramp people in |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | so that I could flip my placing stock |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and now they research. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Net profit? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Ever since I started I relied on schmucks. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Spamming bulletin boards with multi IDs |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | spreading false rumours about fucking contracts. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I remember the days when they'd fucking buy anything. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All I had to do is tweet "News coming" and they'd all fucking pile in! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, there'll be more placings coming.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The crew is done, so now what? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Download SharePad and read the accounts? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Balance sheet? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I don't even know what an asset is. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now I'll have to listen to some donut telling me about free cash flow |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | when the only free cash flow I liked was the one into my wallet. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me 50k PREM on the bell. |
