00:00 - 00:03Every polling booth has been wrapped in plastic
00:04 - 00:05We took down their posters everywhere
00:05 - 00:07and put ours up, here and here
00:08 - 00:12The Blueshirts are out in force on every street
00:12 - 00:15It's been a show of strength, we couldn't have done anything more.
00:17 - 00:19The natural order has been restored
00:19 - 00:21Wentworth will remain a blue ribbon Liberal seat.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Morrison
00:27 - 00:28There's been a swing...
00:31 - 00:33...of more than 20% from the LNP
00:34 - 00:36Kerryn Phelps has won
00:53 - 00:58All the leftards who said we should run a female candidate in Wentworth, go outside with the women.
01:13 - 01:15What is wrong with these Eastern suburbs' bastards?
01:15 - 01:17We are Wentworth's born to rule party
01:18 - 01:23This is a nightmare: Independent, Jewish AND gay.
01:25 - 01:28And to top it all off, she's a woman!
01:29 - 01:31It's like the politically correct quadrella from Hell!
01:31 - 01:34We have held this seat since federation
01:34 - 01:37That's 1901, long before lesbians were even invented!
01:37 - 01:40I thought she wasn't running because she had HIV, why is she even here?!?
01:40 - 01:42That was just a vicious rumour we tried to start last week.
01:42 - 01:46Well now we're as popular as needles in strawberries... with chlamydia
01:46 - 01:48We were trying to appeal to the party's conservative base
01:48 - 01:52Why not something clever like, "Wentworth, where the bloody hell are you?"
01:53 - 01:54We got our tax cuts through, 5% unemployment,
01:56 - 01:57we gave everyone a bagel
01:57 - 02:00and every surf club a pile of money, except for that schmuck at Tamarama.
02:00 - 02:03No soup for you, Mr ALP surf club president Tim Murray!
02:04 - 02:08We risked WW3 moving the Israeli embassy to Jerusalem
02:08 - 02:13and pissed off every Muslim between here and the Arctic circle
02:14 - 02:16and despite ALL that, they still didn't vote for us!
02:17 - 02:21We backed that ranga clown Hanson that it's #oktobewhite
02:27 - 02:29Noone told me Sharma was Indian
02:30 - 02:34Tony and Potatohead didn't think this one through
02:34 - 02:36Cash splash? It was like a golden shower of cash!
02:41 - 02:4220%? That's the biggest swing
02:43 - 02:47since they hung that wop bastard Mussolini
02:48 - 02:53I blame Halal Mal, his traitor son and the Dickhead for Warringah
02:54 - 02:56We're going to have to lift our prayer game this Sunday
02:56 - 02:59I grew up in bloody Wentworth, my cop dad used to arrest lesbians
03:00 - 03:02Why didn't they elect us?
03:04 - 03:07Don't give up Julie, you might get Veterans' Affairs
03:14 - 03:16It's all good fellas
03:19 - 03:23Don't worry, keep your chins up
03:25 - 03:26We can reinstate Barnaby as Deputy PM
03:31 - 03:33We'll get the band back together.
03:40 - 03:46We exhumed John Howard for this campaign, we could try Menzies next time
03:46 - 03:49After all, I'm a marketing genius, right?
03:53 - 03:56It's not easy being a white male.