| 00:00 - 00:03 | Maddox we are just back from skid row |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We interviewed bums here and here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And also a few hookers over here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It turns out they make more money than you |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And that they also have lower expenses than you |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fucking hookers just suck dicks |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | When I suck dick it is 4D chess cos I'm a genius |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Maddox... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It was the... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | All of them made more money, even a clothes peg with "give me money" |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That dickhead made more than you pay us |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't like sliding with girls, I mean getting pegged... I'm calling the police |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What about my fucking podcast network? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Fans of the show can compete to create podcasts ??? Profit |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm a fucking genius, I almost did a math degree til I discovered cuckholdry |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | God I fucking love watching guys fuck my girlfriend |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Or at least I did til she left me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now she's a fucking stalker and a racist the whore! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | She can join that group of stalkers calling me a has been cuck |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The only place a cuck hasn't been is in my girlfriend's pussy |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maddox surely she fucked you once? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | She just kept promising me she would fuck if I fed her huge cocks |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maddox how could you call her your girlfriend if you never fucked? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Have you never heard about a co-dependence relationship you moron |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're all horse wanking stalkers |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We had a platonic relationship |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | In that I would lay out a plate of snacks for the bull |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Then he would horse the shit out of Jess while I jerked off crying |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'd have to spend the next 2 hours licking the cum out of her pussy |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And yet I still make less than a clothes peg hanging out a sign saying "give me money"? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I nearly choked when it went down the wrong way |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | There's no way for cum to go the wrong way down just fucking pay me more for it you wankers |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I coughed up a lump of jizz the next morning |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A lump of jizz I worked hard for, I sacrificed for my country to make that $5 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Just like my father did, the Syrian |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That hero... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He took so many loads to his ear for a bukkake session to save pows he lost his hearing |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I continue to make that sacrifice for my country to this day |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can't even call him cos he can only hear with one ear |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Otherwise I'd tell him how good that cum tasted and how manly I am |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Yet I still make less than a fucking clothes peg |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, a clothes peg with paper is funnier than Maddox |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should get a 9-5 job in tech |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It will be a stepdown for such a fucking genius but I have to pay $300 for photocopies |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That fucking bum |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll get him to be CFO for my podcast network |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I work 13 hours a week to make my podcast, I have so many projects in the pipeline a fucking noob like you couldn't comprehend it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Nor make the $867 I earned last year |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get the bum in here now |
